It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Photographer: “No dammit! I will not play Words With Friends with you.”
Alec having ‘words with a friend.’
“…and next time I’ll have my new Viking associates pay you a visit.”
“Alright… I’m sorry I said I like Stephen better.”
I am not a violent psychopath!
It’s not true. You take it back. The Supreme Court IS going to support Obamacare!
Later, Alec blamed it on George Bush and global warming.
“Slow and Furious”. Does Holder know?
Alec insists on only Union paparazzi.
Alec is rehearsing for the new Trayvon Martin movie.
No, I did not beat Kim Basinger!!!!
Alec calmly discusses why the Lakers should have been NBA champions.
“That purple jacket doesn’t fool me, you’re not SEIU. Only official, unionized photographers can take Obama’s pictures now.”
“Dammit… I said from my left is my best side.”
Alec didn’t take the Twitter outage well.
Someone has been eating too much gluten.
When the police came, Alec tried to claim “executive privilege”.
REJECTED CAPITOL ONE COMMERCIAL: “Show me what’s in your wallet! SHOW ME WHAT’S IN YOUR F*CKING WALLET, MOTHER F*CKER!!!”
You rude, thoughtless little pig
…but what is Baldwin saying?
Got any pictures of Basinger naked? Wanna see some?
I hit him. It was funny. Don’t you know slapstick when you see it?
Badges? I don’t need no stinkin’ badges.
Baldwin later apologized, telling the reporter that he merely mistook him for his teenaged daughter.
A grass roots movement has sprung up in reaction to the press having the temerity to ask the president questions.
Actors against violence begin a reasoned discourse with a conservative tourist visiting Hollywood.
Ever notice that you never see more than one Baldwin at a time?
“Basinger? I don’t even know her.”
Alec Baldwin and an unnamed photographer argue over what’s appropriate dress for “Fashion Week” in New York City.
Alex will not face charges. As a special agent in the obama campaign, obama extended his executive privilege to Baldwin, shortly after denying he didn’t know Baldwin. A subsequent search of the photographer’s car revealed he was in possession of a 64oz “Big Gulp” and over 2oz of salt. Charges pending.
YOU are my Anger Management!
Baldwinning! Duh!
1%er showing hatred towards a 99%er.
Alec is starting to show real signs of maturing. It used to be he only beat up women.
Apparently Baldwin has been smoking the same stuff as Nancy Pelosi.
It’s all Bush’s fault!
STOP THAT- THIS IS NOT ‘CUTE’
Alec – Hey it works for Obama so why not me.
“BRAINS”
Dont taze me bro
When asked how his “Anger Management Class” was going, Baldwin demonstrated.
Alec – That is a chump question bro.
Alec tries out for his new role as a SEIU protestor.
Alec – Slowly I turned.. Step by step.
Note ( you probably have to be over 40 or a fan of Abbot and Costello to understand the reference).
Alec – Since I don t have my bicycle here this will have to do.
Typical leftist reaction to SCOTUS overturning Obamacare.
The reporter made the mistake of asking Alec how he felt about Obama losing the election.
Alec cant control himself after seeing a reporter from FOX news.
Wizbang troll Grumpy confronts a photographer on the streets of Manhattan.
Bloated, Pasty Millionaire Lashes Out Against White Privilege
Warner Todd Huston, angry after repeatedly having to erase comments on his stories that prove he lies and fabricates facts, attacks a nearby tourist in frustration. Shortly after this photo was take, Todd went and deleted more comments.
Seriously Todd, when you have to resort to erasing comments that disagree and fact check you you’re leading a pretty pathtic life. It’s to be expected from someone like Rodney whi will even threaten commenters by posting their email addresses, but for a few moments you looked bigger than that.
Shame, you’re just another fact-less liar.
Your ruining the lives of my future ex-wife and our thoughtless little piggies!!!!