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Hey Folks …….B.B. just gave me the rights to “The Thrill is Gone” for my reelection campaign song!
The thrill is gone, baby, right up Chris Mathews’ leg
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Danka schoen, darling, danka schoen….
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Damn, it feels good to be a Gangsta…
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It’s good to be the King
Obama’s Right…
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Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir,
so that more can go to the Fed.
For, O bama’s right. Aah.
Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir,
so that more can go to the Fed.
For, O bama’s right. Aah.
A wife and a kids, need universal health care.
‘More Taxes,’ he says, ‘I’ll need to receive.’
For, O bama’s right. Aah.
credit them a-tear up, the bailout’s all gone.
Now you gonna end up in a socialist slide.*
For, O bama’s right. Aah.
It’s getting warm, we done some harm
The globe is outta norm. Gore sounds the alarm.
For, O bama’s right. Aah.
(repeat last four)
For, O bama’s right. Aah.
For, O bama’s right. Aah.
For, O bama’s right. Aah.
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Apologies to Desmond Dekker…. (Israelites — Desmond Dekker)
President Obumble belts out the lyrics to the Blues classic, “It’s All Somebody Else’s Fault.”
“Hey, if Nero could fiddle, then I can sing.”
The Obama campaign has resorted to singing for dollars to raise money for Obama’s reelection.
With Obama as President can we do anything but sing the blues.
Jerry Lewis he aint.
Mr President, I know Jerry Lewis and you arent Jerry Lewis.
The national debt marathon naturally featured blues music.
Taking his cue from BIll Clinton selling the Lincoln Bedroom for 10k a pop, Obama has turned the WH into a speakeasy.
President Obama sings “Sweet Home Chicago” hopefully at least half the voters will agree to send him there in November.
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We’ve got the Hope ‘n Change Blues…
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Because Blues is the indigenous music of Muslim-born, Marxist, drugged-out Hawaiians.
Kome-on-I-wanna-taxya
You guys look like the 1% to me. Howsabout a little more in taxes for me this year?
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I’ve got those married to a Wookie Blues!
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“Back to that same ol’ place, sweet home Chicago”
It’s the Pied Piper of Chicago.
The thrill is gone away. The thrill is gone baby. The thrill is gone away.
Soviet Idol
In a historic and unprecedented agreement, Obama has agreed to immediately step-down from the presidency in return for being named America’s most beloved entertainer. I for one support this deal and affirm my great love for Obama’s singing. Wait a minute, where’s Biden?
Who’s idea was it to have “President Tone-Deaf” sing?
It’s been the Karaoke Presidency. He pretty much reads whatever comes up on the prompter.
Obama grabbed a mic to join in, but was struck speechless when the band started playing the old Beatles song, Taxman.
He put the rest of us in the red, and now HE’S singing the Blues?
Hello!
Is it me you’re looking for?
“Maybe I was wrong to ever let you down,
But I did what I did before love came to town”
Just another episode of American Idle.
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You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older, taxed deeper in debt
Saint Peter don’t you call me ’cause I can’t go
I owe my soul to the liberal corps
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Its the Broke Teleprompter Blues
Trolololololololo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qz5yhNAZps
4 years ago he was the hip, cool black guy running for President. Today he looks like a stiff, boring white guy trying to act cool. Frankly, he looks as out of place in that picture as Mitt Romney.
Life is a Cabaret, old chum!
Come to the Cabaret!
Obama: “What do you call it when three GOP Candidates walk into a bar?”
B.B.: “I don’t know, what?”
Obama: “A Klan meeting.” (rimshot) “I’m here all term, try the veal with the arugula garnish.”
He’s been treated like an American idol for four years; it’s about time he started singing like one
Next, we have a $1B green energy loan guarantee. Bidding starts with a $50k donation to my SuperPAC. Do I hear 50k? 50k? Yes, you in the back. Do I hear 60k? Yes! How about 75k? 75k for this beautiful billion in green energy goodness, 75k anyone….
“Did you know my parents met when they marched in Selma with your brother Martin Luther King? “
It’s the Charles-Johnson-and-His-Few-Remaining-Posters band playing their main song:
You’re All Racists
Barack Obama auditions for Blues Brother 2013.
(Whispering) “Hey B.B., watch how quick I can clear this room.”
(Shouting) “Hey, everybody who wants me to campaign for them, step right up!”
Liar Liar, my pants are on fire.
And now for the same old song and dance routine…
(with apologies to The Eagles)
Same dances in the same old shoes
Some habits that you just can’t lose
There’s no telling what a man might use,
After the thrill is gone
The flame rises but it soon descends
Empty pages and a frozen pen
You’re not quite lovers and you’re not quite friends
After the thrill is gone, oh,
After the thrill is gone
What can you do when your dreams come true
And it’s not quite like you planned?
What have you done to be losing the one
You held it so tight in your hand well
Time passes and you must move on,
Half the distance takes you twice as long
So you keep on singing for the sake of the song
After the thrill is gone
After the thrill is gone
You’re afraid you might fall out of fashion
And you’re feeling cold and small
Any kind of love without passion
That ain’t no kind of lovin’ at all, well
Same dances in the same old shoes
You get too careful with the steps you choose
you don’t care about winning but you don’t want to lose
After the thrill is gone
After the thrill is gone
After the thrill is gone, oh
After the thrill is gone
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZMqCsPTMKw)
Whispering: I know I should be looking at you Mr. King when I am talking to you. But my teleprompter is over there and well, if I can’t read I can’t speak.
One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do,
So reelect me if you know what’s good for youuuuuuu
(apologies 3 Dog Night)
“….and I’m a better guitar player than B.B King.”
With a still stagnant and down economy, Barry takes time out to let you know that “he shares your pain”!