It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Sitting in LEFT seat, holding phone with LEFT hand to his LEFT ear, talking out of the LEFT side of his mouth, while his right arm reaches further LEFT, and WTF is wrong with his LEFT knee?
The sun just won’t shine on this dog’s ass if he keeps his position. Move right, asshole. No, my right.
“Joe, I already told you three times what’s up. Have you been drinking?”
Hey, Mitt, is it OK if I take just one more ride in the car?
Honey, I’ll be there as soon as I finish posing for the Wizbang weekend caption contest! I have to do this to keep the conservative cranks happy.
I said… NO, this is “barak” and THE PHONE IN THE LIMO IS “BaROKE”!!!
‘Hey, you tell Clooney, the invitation to the White House he received last night, didn’t include a “Get out of Jail Free” card!’
Obama “Yeah I know I didnt make the spread. Just set up another shell company like Solyndra and I will get the money to you. And I want NC +5 for a billion. You know I am good for it”
Obama “What do you mean it is 3 am in Iran???”
Obama “Geez I just looked out the window. Gas is $5 a gallon. We aren’t like
Europe yet but we are getting there.”
The man who would have us all drive volts rides in a car which is 3 times
the size of one.
Yeah. This is President Obama… Obama….O..B…A…
“Khakis, Why?”
Dial-A-Joke
I cannot hear you, and I know why! A mouse has cut the wire! Good-bye!
I’m so darn tech-savvy!!! Look, I brought the phone from the house, out into the car!!! I’ve invented the Car-Phone!
I’ll take 200 cartons of Virginia Slims, but please put them in Marlboro boxes.
Oh, Teleprompter, baby! Please, I need you. Those cue cards meant nothing to me!
Hello, SCOAMFs Anonymous?
You’ve selected “The Road We’ve Traveled!” To select theaters in your area showing “The Road We’ve Traveled,” press 1!
I have to signal the shills at MSNBC to tell them what a bunch of flat-earthers the GOP are…. hey, where’s the button on this telegraph?
Yes, I’m trying to reach Hillary Clinton about the email she sent me about that Nigerian bank account she needs my help transferring funds from…
Could you please schedule Bruce Sprinsteen for my next rally and request he plays my favorite song…Born in the U.S.A ?
Could you check to see if my health care package covers viagra? Miss Fluke is stopping by tonight.
What do you mean gas just rose past $4.00 a gallon? That darned Bush
Hello Jimmy Johns
“What? We can’t go anywhere until Gingrich lowers the price to $2.50 a gallon? Well then send down Biden to make engine noises with his lips.”
Er…Michelle? Can you come down here? The limo is out of gas. Yeah, I tried using my credit card. The attendant laughed at me.
Obama. Just phoning it in since 2009.
What’s another $100 grand compared to trillions in debt? Move the money from social security and place it on North Carolina to win the NCAA tournament.
I’m getting real tired of being told that I’m going down the wrong road
We’re gonna have to come up with something else.They’re not buying that algae stuff
Don’t worry about the real story getting out. Did you forget we have the media on our side?
Make sure there is enough gas left in November to fill our busses that pick up all the illegal aliens that vote for me!
How can we convince the American people that I’D’s are not needed to prevent voter fraud when we make them use them for everything else?
Hey, Michelle, can you come get me? Someone left the child lock on, and I can’t get out.
See, Limousine Liberals are not a myth!!
No I didn’t read the constitution yet. I’ve spent all my time trying to track down a friggin’ birth certificate.
Fuel up my jet and then Michelle’s and have her and the kids meet me in Hawaii tomorrow. We haven’t vacationed in over a month
Hi honey,I’ll be home at 6. Could you please be wearing that little nightie the taxpayers bought you while vacationing at Martha’s Vineyard?
Hold ’em off a while. Tell China the check is on it’s way!
What do you mean, plan on giving the limo back after November?
Only one thing could make Obama look that concerned.
His teleprompter just died.
When Michelle is not off on vacation, Obama has found he can actually live in the Presidential limo.
Obama prefers to consult his Imam from the quiet of his limo.
Obama looks really upset.
Something good for the country must have happened.
Obama gets the word that his birth certificate really is a fake.
Look Mahmoud, I’ve got you maybe another six months. Get your damned bomb finished!
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.