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Hope and Change…no really he needs to be changed, I’m hopin’ you’ll take care of it..
In a controversial move to reduce the deficit, Obama has begun to accept firstborn as partial payment for income taxes.
I shall call him “Mini Me”.
See now if only you had free birth control…just sayin’
I don’t know, but I somehow thought Derrick Bell would be bigger.
President Obama congratulates the newest symbol for the democrat party.
When he can’t use a teleprompter, Obama often uses a dwarf dressed as a baby, to feed him lines.
Did you see him use a teleprompter in his speech at harvard 22 years
ago. Compare him at this young age to any of those idiotic right wingers
you support. Palin, Bachmann, Sanatorium, Flip flopper the list is
endless. The people above can barely talk and when they do, they make
fools out of themselves.
What I haven’t seen from Obama’s Harvard days are his grades. The only thing anyone has seen from those days is one letter he wrote as head of Harvard Law Review, and quite frankly, it was both wrong-headed and barely literate. Did he even pass? Who knows?
When McCain lost, I didn’t take it too hard. McCain wasn’t much of a conservative anyway and I had hoped that Obama would govern as the moderate he campaigned as. I also hoped that a black Presidency might be a good thing for this country.
Instead, he’s nothing. He gives teleprompter speeches written by others, and has outsourced governing to his staff and democrat idiots in Congress. I’m not even convinced he knows what’s in the big Health Care bill that’s supposed to be his big achievement.
The democrat stimulus has been a disaster, the taking over of GM was probably a crime, he’s been wasting hundreds of millions of dollars on failing “green” companies, he’s inexplicably turning down cheap Canadian oil while subsidizing Brazilian oil exploration with US funds, and he’s been bailing out Wall Street thugs with OUR money. The people he’s brought into government are radical and often incompetent. His Justice Department is an embarrassment and may ought be investigated for walking guns into Mexico if not for their racist approach to justice.
He’s making Carter look capable, which is saying something.
Furthermore, when he’s not on vacation or golfing, he’s a divisive figure pushing class war with every speech.
The man doesn’t even know how many states there are in these United States.
This is a guy that chose Joe Biden because he thought that gave his campaign some kind of gravitas! And the first thing they claim they did was consult Jon Corzine on the economy. This is a guy that misplaced a BILLION dollars and has no idea where it went.
I freely admit the the Republican field looks bleak, but at this point I’d vote for a rabid squirrel over Obama. That man’s a train wreck. I have very little respect for the democrat party, but I’d have a little more if you guys just admitted you made a horrible mistake and abandoned that dolt. You know he’s a disaster and as weak as the Republican field is, you guys are looking at a rout. Santorum for God’s sake is outpolling Obama, and we haven’t even gotten ugly on him yet.
If you don’t believe me on just how incompetent this bunch is, look at the economy. It’s the worst recovery ever and it’s on Obama’s watch.
And if you knew anything about anything, which you clearly don’t, you couldn’t support such a horror of a President, so take those lame talking points back to your lefty cesspools where neither truth nor judgement nor independent thought is welcome.
Hey, here’s an idea: the Wookie could stay home for a few weeks, and we could use the saved vacation money to pay off about a thousand mortgages.
Sure, my party caused the economic crash, and I’ve done everything in my power to protect my wealthy banker supporters, and my policies are preventing the economy from recovering… but I’m here for you.
Hey, don’t look for help from me, I’m just here for the photo op.
Obama is always so cheered to meet citizens that are failing. It’s how he knows his plans are working!
“Another November vote for me.”
No, I can’t promise him a better life, but I did save a bunch of money by switching my insurance.
It takes a village to raze a child.
“He was born in Nigeria? No problem. I know a little company that makes birth certificates that look like the real thing.”
Thought It was Kenya. He’s muslim too and a marxist to boot.
He’s out to destroy America with it’s liberty and Constitution and
freedom. Thank God for the tea baggers and all those clever
tee shirts they wear with stains all over them!
Dude, get a sense of humor.
Folks on the left have it surgically removed.
God knows where Obama was actually born. His “birth certificate” is a multi-layered Photoshop hack. But that’s all beside the point here.
Because the joke is that Obama is talking to someone else and that person is posited to be from Nigeria.
Try to keep up. It’s simple stuff, really
By the way, the essence of Marxism is income redistribution. If that doesn’t describe Obama I don’t know what does.
You know in my 2nd term you will be able to abort him even after birth. Vote for me.
President Obama holds Zgofish in his arms.
Obama “have you signed him up to vote yet. I am going to need all the help I can get in Nov”
Obama ” and just think. This little tyke only owes $300k for his share of the national debt”
With Soros running the country, it’s not like I’ve got anything else to do.
Ploys In The Hood
The baby is just like a President, it stinks if its not changed often enough.
One throws fits, whines, cries, soils himself, and is oblivious to his surroundings and the other is a baby.
Even though the crowd was sparse the (P)resident was able to easily find the most gullible voter in it to ask for support.
Don’t worry fellas, you can have this woman all you want and won’t have to deal with one of these. I’ve got all the free birth control she can handle in my limo.
For Obama, the Keystone XL pipeline is proving to be a tar baby.
Ah, there it is. I was wondering how long it would take.
Is this that old racist card again? I believe so.
Congrats.
The Revolution will be complete when the language is perfect.
Calling a black man a tar baby is racist. Calling a problem a tar baby for someone is not.
Where’s his mama? Why didn’t she abort him? If it’s the last thing I do, I’m going to get to the bottom of this.
I keep getting this weird feeling that Joe the Plumber is looking over my shoulder.
The real American Idol.
The surreal American, Idle.
Three years of celebrating poverty and joblessness.
Brought to you by the deregulation lovers of the republican party.
Boy, you guys have such a difficult time getting your facts right.
Get off fox noise already.!
Pizz has been dis-invited from further participation on this site for lack of a sense of humor…
Hey, deregulation beats the government jackboot you fascists favor.
And who are you going to have doing the regulating that’s going to save us? All those big financial guys on Wall Street and in the Universities that got slaughtered since they didn’t see this coming?
Our current problem was caused by idiot leftist regulations that unintentionally created market distortions. Can you say Fannie and Freddie and the Community Reinvestment Act? I knew that you could.
Perhaps if you left the echo chamber now and then, you could learn something.
The law of unintended consequences. The more complex the system (and I would argue that what we’ve got is pretty damn complex) the greater possibility that changes will bite you in the yarbles if they have the chance.
And I, for one, am tired of teeth chompin’ on my yarbles…
Celebrating his new Food Stamp Act, Obama holds up the first 1 year old to obtain his own WIC card.
How much am I offered for this fine boy? You know I would prefer to just spread the wealth around at the expense of the rich, but this little gem should surely be worth a premium. C’mon now, bid up, we gotta help Sandra Fluke out.
Yes, he does look a bit like me. Where was he born?
Breitbart dot com announces the release of a new photo of Barack Obama that’s electoral gold — Obama eating a black baby while smiling.
That’d almost be funny, if it weren’t racist.
How about this? “When told to kiss the baby, Obama – fantasizing about the cheeseburgers Michelle won’t let him eat – couldn’t resist a taste.”
See? Funny, topical, and non-racist.
Obama: “Has ACORN registered him to vote yet?”
Baby’s thought bubble: “Well, I had a clean diaper until he picked me up.”
I will not let those white racist Republicans sell this baby!
Now calm down, people. Once you’ve submitted several votes for me, you’ll get your baby back.
What a cute little punishment you have here.
“I’d like to thank the Nobel committee once again…”
Holy Cow! We didn’t even know he was pregnant!
BO: “There are two kinds of people in this country– productive tax payers and Democrat voters. I’ve eliminated the school voucher program to ensure that our children, like this little guy here, become the later not the former.”
Obama introduces his replacement for Tim Geitner.
Baby’s thought bubble: “No my diaper is clean. That smell is from all the bull shit constantly spewing from your mouth.”
Obama Bubble. ” I just saw Rick( Santorum – google) delivering a speech to a
group of old tee baggers around the corner, maybe thats the smell Bunyon is
refering to.”
Or perhaps it’s all the “pizzle” you’ve been leaving around here…
Nah – not mine – he’s John Edwards’.
Barry steals their hearts and votes from cradle to grave..And beyond!!
He’ll be registered to vote in Chicago before November.
I see another Nobel Peace Prize on the horizon.
“Anyone know how to make a baby float?”