Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

46 Comments

1. rodney dill February 17, 2012

   Lev-Lin-tation
2. rodney dill February 17, 2012

   Linscrutable
3. Retired Military February 17, 2012

   It has taken 3+ years but international politics has bled over into basketball and the chinese are now showing up the African Americans.
4. rodney dill February 17, 2012

   Jeremy Lin, 2010 Harvard Graduate and 2003 National Ebonics Spelling Bee champion.
5. fustian24 February 17, 2012

   When did Asians learn to “drive”?
   • rodney dill February 17, 2012

      He drives like a Shanghai cab driver.
6. fustian24 February 17, 2012

   Score on us again Harvard boy and you’ll be “bawLin…”.
7. fustian24 February 17, 2012

   According to Erik Holder, scoring on the brothers like this is a hate crime.
8. fustian24 February 17, 2012

   Harvard managed to get an Asian in the NBA and a black guy into the Presidency. What’s next, a Palestinian Pope?
9. McGehee February 17, 2012

   “A Chinese Asian guy that plays basketball???”

   “Why not? Herman Cain has a math degree.”
10. UOG February 17, 2012

    Lin, “I thought it was just the white men that couldn’t jump.”
11. Pretzel__Logic February 17, 2012

    Haaarrroooo there
12. Dana Ace February 17, 2012

    China man can jump.
13. OTIS the hand February 17, 2012

    The Obama years: China jumps, while U.S. squats.
    • jim_m February 17, 2012

      Guys, He’s Korean.
      • rodney dill February 17, 2012

         poetic lincense.
      • westcoastwiser February 17, 2012

         another ops for you jim_m – he’s Taiwanese heritage for more than 400 years
        • rodney dill February 17, 2012

           Born in Los Angeles.
          • westcoastwiser February 17, 2012

             Er, rodney…  didn’t say he was born in Taiwan, just Taiwanese heritage
          • rodney dill February 18, 2012

             …and I didn’t say I was refuting anything, I just said he was born in Los Angeles
      • OTIS the hand February 17, 2012

        Ya know, I looked him up on wikipedia before I posted that to be sure. I’m not saying you’re wrong, but the wiki says:

        “Lin is one of the few Asian Americans in NBA history, and the first American player in the league to be of Chinese or Taiwanese descent” and goes on to talk about him speaking Chinese (Mandarin.)
14. OTIS the hand February 17, 2012

    You… are… making… a… mis… take.
15. Brian_The_Adequate February 17, 2012

    Thought Bubble for #15: Let him score, I ain’t gonna get posterized by some $*$#@*& chi…………………………………………Point Guard
16. John H February 17, 2012

    Maybe these anti-gravity sneakers aren’t just a passing fad.
17. emrengineer February 17, 2012

    So sorry, you must let me score.  My government owns your team.
18. Brian_R_Allen February 17, 2012

    Number of males in “China?” Seven hundred million.

    Number of basterball pray-ers? One. 

    Number of Afro-American males? Twenty million.

    Number of basket-ballers? Twenty million. 

    Velly Linteresting ….. 
19. Pretzel__Logic February 17, 2012

    “Linning”
    • rodney dill February 17, 2012

       duh
20. Pretzel__Logic February 17, 2012

    Lin Yo Face
21. rodney dill February 17, 2012

    Instead of  planking, its pLINking
22. rodney dill February 17, 2012

    Damn it feels good to be Lin gangsta
23. JLawson February 17, 2012

    “Ref – he didn’t dribble once since half-court!  How isn’t that travelling?”

    “He levitated all the way from the time he got the ball.  No feet, no foul!”
24. twolaneflash February 17, 2012

    Praise The Lord!
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26. rodney dill February 17, 2012

    Float like a butterfly, fLINg like Kobe
27. Brucepall February 17, 2012

    Leaping Asian, African’s Dragon.
28. Retired Military February 17, 2012

    Leftist proof that Orientals are racists.
29. James February 17, 2012

    Another affirmative action success story…oh wait…
30. westcoastwiser February 17, 2012

    He has found a way for him to pay his $200,000 college bill at Harvard with room to spare even after he pays the penalty of being in the 1%.  Jump, Lin, jump!  You’ve got room to spare! Did you receive your White House invitation to play hoops with Barry, yet?
31. westcoastwiser February 17, 2012

    Here we have a new candidate for the NBA All-Star team along with Parker (France), Nowitski (Germany), Ginobli (Argentina) Ying (China), and Gasol (Spain).  So, we’re not only importing foreign products, we’re importing foreign athletes to compensate for the lack of competitiveness of American athletes?
32. westcoastwiser February 17, 2012

    This picture alone will get him an invite to play hoops with Barry!  They both shoot left handed!
33. McGehee February 17, 2012

    “Maybe I get contlact with Halrem Grobetlotters!”
34. Mario February 17, 2012

    AppalLINg Defense!
35. James February 17, 2012

    Thank you for calling LoveLin…Dr. Drew will take your questions.
    Barack on line 1, what’s seems to be the problem?
    Barack:  I think I am clinically Linsane…
36. Ken in Camarillo February 18, 2012

    Oh, oh. There’s a chink in our defense.
37. sarahconnor2 February 18, 2012

    “I… can’t… help… falLIN in love…with…you.”
38. Kevin February 20, 2012

    Update:  Winners announced.  Click the link to read the winning entries.  The contest is now closed.