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“Now all I need is the Illudium Pu-36 explosive space modulator.”
Hey that is my line 🙂
Of course you realize this means war.
😉
(You do realize I have your eyes?)
(update: Maybe I should’ve said “our” eyes)
I had not before now
“…it only shoots marshmallows, Sir.”
“So if we want to attack the French, we’re all set then.”
Cementing America’s technological superiority.
“….and I’m forming a company called Cylindra….. we’ll have a PAC.”
“Uh… Michelle wants to know how many D-Cells it takes.”
Last stand by Leftist Gunners, before being overrun by “We the People”, circa Nov 2, 2012.
Superhero Captain Obumble scores a direct hit on Republicans, Fat Cats, CEOs and other evil doers who haven’t been paying their “fair share.”
Here let me tweak that for you:
Super-Lefty Captain Obumble scores a direct hit on those Banksters, Fat Cat CEOs and other Wall Street types who haven’t been paying their “fair share” of the contributions to his re-election campaign.
Appropriately, President Obumble is seen protecting the skies over America with a pretend gun.
Biden, “Hit em with your BS!”
The One, “I did… Uh-Oh!”
Clowns to the left of me.
Jokers to the right…
New Homeland Security weaponry is installed in the WH…
Current resident gapes in awe at the demo of its fire-power.
The look on O’s face as he gets busted for not having a weapons permit in DC…priceless.
Pictured: A genius, a useless object and a marshmellow cannon
Ummm… which one is the useless object, and which one is the marshmallow cannon?
Watch out kid, my wife is gonna make you modify this to shoot carrots.
Mr Obama today was found lobbying for his second Nobel Peace Prize.
Snow Job
I gotta get me one of these!
“So this is the delivery system? When does the Stay-Puf Marshmallow man reconstitute to kill all the Jew… I mean fundamentalist Moslems?”
Tuber? I don’t even know her.
The son of a major Obama donor demonstrates the new green military technology he developed with the $1.5 billion he received in ARRA stimulius money.
First they stomped on Tokyo.
Then New York was next to go.
Man… I sure wish they’d cut that out!
H/T “Weird Al.”
Great range and a nice shot kid… hit her right in the butt from 100 yards. But accuracy is very important here, so now we’re going to switch from Michelle to a more challenging target.
It’s a marshmallow world in the white house
When the liberals start coming around
It’s the time to spend away, everything’s ok
we’ll trash the constitution the whole year ’round.
Child quant prodigy (currently unemployed) demonstrates his MF Global “vaporization” mechanism for the President while saying, “Sir, it’ll work on our National Debt too.”
Obama: “Just, Wow!…there is a future for you at the Federal Reserve kid.”
H/T ZeroHedge
Despite Billy’s best efforts, he was unable to remove the giant utensil from the President’s nether regions. Thus, at the very end, Obama came to realize that through his hubris, his insolence, his disregard of fellow man and disrespect of God, he had truly been forked.
Obama discovers that having his own “wealth spread around” was not quite what he had expected
I shall call you “mini-me”.
Direct hit on the Catholic Church!
Dumbass…
He’s just a helmet away from going the full Dukakis.
I see you’ve discovered the vibrating feature.
A few more sessions with the “Presidential Extender” and you’ll be able to tweet like a NY Congressman!
WMD – Weapon of Marshmallow Distraction
“SUH-WEET! Now, if only this was a REAL gun and that was REALLY John Boehner!”
Kid: “…and its powered by and unlimited power source, readily available right here in D.C., …hot air.”
Obama: “Maybe we shouldna lit it on fire first.”
“WHOA-HO! Great job, Joey! That thing went up almost as high as the national debt!”
Wascally Wepublicans!
They’re Desthpicable!
Obama: “I used to be an inventor like you…then I took a marshmallow to the knee”
Wow, I haven’t been this happy since I figured out people would pay me a shitload of money for doing absolutely nothing.
Obama can barely contain his excitement at finding another weapon to aim at the American people.
Hey! Is that scrap-wire and duct tape? That’s the same thing I’m using to hold my administration together!
Eerily echoing a scene from Mars Attacks the modified “spud gun” wiped out both Houses of Congress assembled in joint session for the President’s State of the Union address.
President Obama gets a demo of the new “contraception blaster” that he will be making mandatory at all Catholic hospitals.
Michelle will be thanking you every time and begging for more Mr.President.
You can Glitterbomb the whole CPAC within a few minutes Mr. President.
Wow! Just a tiny bit higher and I think we can put it right through the constitution.
There were smiles all around as President Obama helped little Billy Johnson recreate Jane Fonda’s famous Hanoi anti-aircraft gun photo.
Jar-heads would forgive if she took responsibility and apologized to the vets… but we never forget.
Semper Fdelis-
nah…I’ll NEVER forgive her, or the media, for that!
In that case, perhaps the word choice would be “infamous”.
The word is TREASONOUS.
In this remake of “Freaky Friday,” President Obama switches bodies with a little white kid…and boy is he pissed!
Obama marvels at the new Obamabot gun. Just one shot makes you want to communize the whole country.
When I said ‘Let’s do shots,’ I meant tequila.