It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Ok. I’ll take one of these for each Black Panther chapter to use in November.
“You only pumped it twice… right?”
“Let’s shoot everyone’s eye out!”
Is that Mister Tea, up there?
Bring him back or I’m oudda here!
1. Science contest winner’s marshmallow gun cost to build – $25.00
2. Science contest winner’s scholarship award check – $2,000
3. Dumbass’s look of utter surprise when he shoots it? – priceless!
Watch Timmy. A few more shots and you won’t even know that it was the constitution.
Watch your aim Mr President. You keep missing to the left.
“NOOOOOOOOOOO…. Not the TELEPROMPTER!!!!”
Barry shows off his new and improved birth control pill dispenser.
I call it the “Intern 2000”.
If Doofus E. Neuman had half a brain, he’d be twice as twice foolish..
The POTUS demonstrates a new DoD weapon designed by Henry Waxman!
After three grueling years of hard work around the back 9’s, Barry finally submits a budget..!
WOW….send a hundred to the Syrian resistance. That way we look like we are doing something and nobody can blame us when people get hurt.
Holy crap! Does Eric Holder know about this???
Sing along with Barry….. or else!
“Ready, Fire, AIM!!!”
“Crap, it didn’t work.”
“It was only half-cocked again, Mr. President.”
Obama: “Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!”
Midget Mad Scientist: “That doesn’t happen until November.”
Obama: “If you won’t tell my wife what I did to the White House decor, then I’ll get you a raise in your allowance.”
Kid: “How about a trip to Disney World instead?”
Obama: “Deal!”
“…and that’s how I took out bin Laden, kid.”.
No matter how many times you pretend to fire the gun, the President keeps looking in that direction and is surprised when the marshmallow isn’t there.
Peace through Superior firepower.
According to Stephen, this is racist. No, he can’t explain why.
After taking on Big Oil with his green energy initiatives, Obama decides to take on the military industrial complex.
Wow! You’ve got a big one for such a little kid! Want to see mine?
“And now, Speaker Boehner, observe the power of this fully operational battle station!”
OK you can be in charge at the Department of Defense.
President Obama unveiled his new 2nd admendment fairness policy today.
President Obama “The 2nd amendment is very important and in keeping with the spirit of founders, who never defined the term gun in their writings I have instituted the following regulation. All guns will now have to comply with the specifications of this ping pong ball weapon which we have here. This will ensure that all citiizens are equally armed and that gun related deaths will fall dramatically. ”
The capabilities of regular military weapons would have been overwhelming for the ONE, so we started the demonstration with something more manageable.
Obama showcasing a marshmallow gun for the Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell crowd.
Just think, after I tweak the 2nd Amendment we’ll be able to trace every round fired from this baby with the aid of wi-fi and GPS…(except for those in Mexico of course).
Now that I have a “Media truth suppression ray gun” all we need now to beat the Republicans in November is more cowbell!!
All your marshmallow are belong to us.
Hey Kid!
I think we can hit CPAC from here!
“They stab one of ours, we shoot one of theirs”
Blast and Spurious!
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.