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Republican seagull makes its dive bomb approach!
Tired of the mundane, plebian, unglamorous White House, Barry makes his first speech in front of his new residence, one that he feels is more in keeping with his vision of himself and his role as our sovereign.
It’s umm… fundamentally unfair that umm… some characters have so little while others sit on vast piles of gold. A character like Scrooge McDuck should pay his fair share.
President Fantasyland
Making it official. Meet the King of Fantasyland.
Captain Clueless is totally unaware that Main Street USA has tilted to the Right.
Teleprompter image capture – as a stiff and wooden Obama slides off into oblivion from the world stage.
OBAMA – One Big Ass Mistake America
In a place built entirely on make-believe, President Obumble has found some individuals who he can still fool into thinking that it’s all Bush’s fault.
Obama “and I have decided that like every king, I should have my own castle”
Disneyland – the only place where Obamanomics has a chance of working.
Obama – “and everyone should be able to enjoy places like Disneyland every day of the year”
Sign in front of Disneyland – Park closed today due to Presidential visit.
Obama – “and thus to stop the unfair income distritubtion of cities with castles I have appointed a new castle Czar”
Quck get Dumbo away from the podium before the President shows up.
Obama visited his childhood home today. People were in tears when they saw little Goofy all grown up.
Only in a place where elephants fly, fantasy characters come to life, and dwarves mine for gold does Obama lean to the right.
The cameraman managed to take one last photo as he was dying of boredom
Who’s in charge of this Mickey Mouse outfit anyway?
“And the best part of this new White House, I mean, castle, is the dungeon, where I’ve locked Joe Biden until after the election
Imagineering a future without Republicans
“Uh…. Mr. President. Michelle’s butt got stuck in a teacup again.”
OMG, Its Tinker Bell from fairyland.
Damn Cheshire Cat’s making off with the teleprompter again.
Thanks to Cinderella’s Castle, Mr. President finally appears with a point.
In the first Democratic Primary debate…..
My fellow Americans, which doesn’t include you bitterly clinging xenophobes or terrorist teabaggers, I have been working with energy consultants here who assure me that pixie dust and happy thoughts will secure us the green energy technology to power this nation into the future.
Turning his back on Tomorrowland, Obama embraces Fantasyland, while trying to address Main Street, USA.
Reporter #1: “His speech would have been taken more seriously were he not wearing a Mickey Mouse ‘ears’ hat.”
Reporter #2: “He wasn’t wearing a Mickey Mouse hat…”
Goofy
One’s a big eared character, that lives in Fantasy land, where reality is out the window, and good intentions are always enough… and the other is a mouse.
From one Mickey Mouse outfit to another.
When you wish upon a czar…
Pssst sir, maybe you should take the dumbo ears off before you start your speech.
M-I-C, K-E-Y, P-O-T-U-S
Thought bubble..that’s a nice looking course over there.
It all started with a mouse.
M-I-C See ya back in Chicago K-E-Y why? Because you suck.
M-O-U-S-EEEEEEEE
I need to get as far away from that pipeline as possible.
“…At last I’ve found the perfect place to relocate Gitmo.”
After meeting Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum, DisneyWorld is introduced to Tweedle-Done.
“Dammit Michelle! Give Cinderella her tiara back.”
“And following tonight’s replay of the President’s speech at Disneyland, we’ll be running an interview with Minnie Mouse who accuses Mickey of wanting an open marriage. Stay tuned to ABC News.”
They were saying the world would have to turn over for Obama to get re-elected. The Republican primary appears to have gotten us 1/4 of the way there.
They were saying the world would have to turn over for Obama to get re-elected. The Republican primary appears to have gotten us 1/4 of the way there.
“Hmmmmm…. So many potential appointees here. I hope Congress goes into recess again soon.”
Lately Obama has come to prefer speaking to cartoon characters. They’re a little more substantive than the usual media.
I’m here to open UnionLand. And it’s going to be great as soon as the strike ends.
And in the new SorosLand section of the park, the main attraction is the sickening drops experienced on the Currency Roller Coaster.
Hey, I trashed the whole country. You think I can’t put the kibosh on MiddleClassLand?
“…and I’d especially like to welcome my favorites… The Animaniacs…
Uh… Whaddya mean that’s Warner Bros. and this is Disney… Sorry. Guess I
pulled a Biden on that one.”