It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners for last week’s contest and this weekend’s contest will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Obama: Phoning it in since 2004.
No baby, its cool Michelle is on vacation again.
We wonder what Barry’s doing with his other hand as he talks to Geithner about the growth of the national debt.
If it was Slick Willie, we know EXACTLY what he’d be doing in a pic like this!
Yeah, Santa, you read my letter right. I asked for a $1.2 trillion increase in the debt ceiling and a billion dollars for my campaign.
This a scene from Brokeback Hawaii?
Anthony? Anthony Wiener? You still interested in a threesome?
This Chris Matthews?
How’d you like that tingle to go all the way up?
Crap. Whenever Obama smiles, the country suffers…
That’s right, $1.4 trillion, do I have that much credit?
Get me somebody…anybody, I’m bored.
Hiiiiiiii Reggieeeee
Yeah dude that Maui Waui you set me up with was some rightous $#!^.
Yes, Mr. Soros. My pants are already off.
Hola esta es la línea directa de indocumentados
(Hello this is the undocumented hotline)
Mahmoud, I’m desperate here. Every green investment I’ve made is underwater. Can’t you just…I don’t know…block off the Strait of Hormuz?
And a Happy New Year to you too Mr. Soros.
No Hil I haven’t made up my mind yet, Don’t worry, you’ll be the first to know.
“Reggie’s gone Kal, please come back to me. I need you sooooo bad.”
“Axelrod what do you mean we can’t sell rides on the drones to raise more slush fund money,it worked for bubba with the Lincoln bedroom b&b thang”.
That’s right, foursome for 7:20…
“REGGIE! I miss you man. I mean I really do miss you. These people are so mean. Come back to me please. I will kick Michelle out. You are my only love”
“It’s 3 am. This had better be the golf course saying my reservations are approved or something”
“Michelle, you are staying in Hawaii an extra month. Sounds good babe. Anything you want.
whispers Reggie go back to sleep it is nobody
Okay babe. GOod night”
Reach out and Marx someone.
Can I please have my drone back now? Pretty, pretty, pretty please? How ’bout if I put sugar on top?
Barack loves phone sex, since he can secretly use what he affectionately calls “Cyrano de Prompterac.”
Should auld pres-i-dent be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld pres-i-dent be forgot,
And will we survive!
Remember Nancy how it was in 2009? I miss that.
Ahmadinejad: Cut out the Barry White voice infidel, you’re creeping me out!
“One ringy dingy …. two ringy dingy’s…”
Hello? Psychic hotline? Please tell me again how I’m going to win big in 2012.
“Yes I’m wearing Sponge Bob Squarepants underwear. What are you wearing?”
“Large, deep dish, extra pepperoni… 30 minutes, no problem… and I can count on your vote?”
“Cut out the deep breathing, Biden.”
“Present…… I mean hello.”
Yes, we’ve taken them all out. It looks like Romney is going to be our guy.
“Winning!…. duh”
Yes, I want to reach 867-5309.
Ahmadinejad: Heavy breathing.
Obama: Are you choking your Strait of Hormuz?
Well we know Obama is not talking to anybody in Congress.
You know what is great about being me? I can call it in from the courtesy phone at the country club, be back on the course for the back 9 in moments, and the press will tell everyone I wasn’t on vacation today.
I’m Barack Obama, Bitch!
“Information? How do I dial 9-1-1?”
“Blue horseshoe likes Solyndra.”
Yes, have you judged the caption contest yet from last week?
I know, baby. I know you like it when I lead from behind.
The Jerk Store called–they’re running out of you!
–George Costanza
“WASSSUPP!?”
‘He Loves Him Some Reggie Love’
“Ohhh, yeah, Jong-eun, I love being dictated to in Korean! What’s that? You want me to bow to you? Okay, get ready — here it comes.”