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Let them eat pie!
Pizza delivery boy for Herman Caine.
At last, a job he’s actually qualified for.
The closest Obama has come to actual work in 3 years.
You better not work,
You better not try,
Just wait for hand-outs,
I’m telling you why:
‘Bammi Claus is comin’ to town.
Thin crust, no sauce.
Another job for which no experience was required.
(Chicago CIRCA 2004) …..and if you forge 100 signature you get a free pizza!
“You brought pizza, Mr President?”
“No, these are slices of my crushed soul. Mr. Soros lets me have them back for Chistmas.”
Obama on his way to Nancy Pelosi’s place for another game of “Pizza Delivery Boy”.
Obama “What ? Michelle is here? Tell her these are vegetarian pizzas.”
Obama goes about hiding the horcrusts where they will never be found.
Meat lovers pizza – $15
Armani shoes, slacks, shirt and tie – $5000
Delivery by POTUS and 20 SS agents – $200,000
Finding a job that you are finally qualified for and somewhat good at – priceless
Pizza for Spicoli?
Ok who ordered the Arugula Topping?
I think that Herman Cain was on to something…
You’re the pizza guy?
Well, COME IN!
Just like Obama’s campaign promises, the pizza boxes are empty.
“The triple sausage one is for Michelle.”
In this version of “It’s A Wonderful Life,” Barack Obama learns what his life would have been like if Affirmative Action had never been born.
“I’m starting Allahfather’s Pizza chain.”
“No Mr. President… Pizza On Earth is not a common christian Christmas greeting.”
Can you believe it? The pizza delivery guy actually expected a tip!
Thought balloon – When Soros told me he’d found me a shovel-ready job I thought he was talking about Sec. General over at the UN. I wonder if I can count on Ayers’ help again? I’ve got to work my way from the bottom to the top again. It won’t take as long as last time. Maybe 6-12 months this time.
After evil Republicans destroyed Family Pizza Night, President Obumble personally delivered free government pizza to preserve this important American tradition.
The fourth greatest president of all time promises a pizza on every table.
I put the “o” in the doughnut hole.
I’ll make the best pizza in the history of the United States! (Except for meat, cheese, and tomato sauce, and the fact that it costs a trillion dollars per slice.)
Clear the Resolute desk!
“Doom and gloom hit your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That’s Obama”
“I’m taking a double-anchovy pizza to Kagan.”
“Danger Zone” tape: Required within a hundred feet of this president.
Truly, this is “gravitas.”
Pizza — the only substance found to make Spock show emotion.
Obama carries three IED’s (Intellect Emulation Devices) cleverly disguised as pizza.
Jay Carney would later admit that having President Obama deliver pizza to a funeral parlor did not turn out to be as funny as everyone expected.
Pizza is always best when someone else pays. And I get to tip myself!
A post-presidency test run.
Pizza’s here!! It’s Michelle’s favorite: Wagyu beef and arugula
President Obama destroys another job by picking up his own pizza instead of choosing to have it delivered.
Obama proudly displays mock-ups of his latest invention. The teleprompter pizza box.
Formerly known as “Mr. President,” now known as “Bowing Pizza Boy.”
President obama is seen redistributing the pizza dinner of a middle class family to other families who voted for him.
$40.00 dollar Pizza night restored – a few Billion dollars
Pizza delivered to John Boehner by the (P)resident – price unknown.
Seeing John Boehner cry like a little girl – Priceless
“I can only do this when Michelle is out of town — her butt’s big enough. Just ask Sensenbrenner.”
Left-leaning Tower of Pizza
Unfortunately for taxpayers, like Bo this pizza was flown in from Hawaii just for the photo op.
The most truthful part of the entire picture are the words “Crime Scene” printed on the yellow tape blocking the sidewalk behind Obama.
It was later confirmed that like all of his promises, the pizza boxes were empty.
“Hey, aren’t these Groupon deals great?”