It’s early Saturday morning and I’ve screwed up the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ this week. I mistakenly posted the wrong photo – one which has been used before. To make amends I’m running the originally scheduled photo in a new contest post. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
As long as none of you has a can of paint, we’ll be just fine!
As long as none of you has a can of paint, we’ll be just fine!
Michelle: Ooh! How cute, as long as they aren’t Young Republicans.
Michelle: Ooh! How cute, as long as they aren’t Young Republicans.
Back away from my daughters or you’ll be the first elves in Guantanamo!
Michelle: Oh, Barack! You do so much for the “little people”.
He sees you when you’re sleeping,
and he knows when you’re awake,
he knows if you’ve been bad or good,
‘cuz Eric Holder has you wiretapped.
…and there’ll be no coal in anyone’s stocking without filing an Environmental Impact Report!
Barack: “I’m going to have a word with the NLRB. By next year we’ll have you oppressed workers enrolled in the SEIU” (whether you like it or not).
SEIU = Santa’s Elves International Union
Sorry if there was any wonkiness over the last 15 minutes. I was doing an off hours WordPress 3.3 update and one of my plugins was incompatible, crashing the system. That’s fixed and everything is working again.
worst. caption. ever. 🙂
They came, they saw! They left with less change then an organ grinder.
“C’mon kids!! Lets play, pin the tail on the honkey!!”
Don’t worry. he’ll never recognize you in that disguise.
Once again entertainment for “the Queen” is provided and paid for by “the little people.”
Ha ha ha, they say Newt Gingrich sent them over to clean our toilets.
Mrs. Obama: “Why aren’t you elves at the North Pole making toys?”
Lead Elf: “Because your husband’s policies caused Santa to lay off part of his work force.”
Mrs. Obama: “Why did Santa send you here?”
Lead Elf: “He needed extra time and help in order to deliver all of the coal to your husband and his administration.”
So that’s what you get when you cross a Marxist with Wookie!
The Obama’s are determined to enjoy their last Christmas in the White House.
And girls, bowing is an important part of showing that you are ashamed to be an American…
“… and if you eat the proper, well-balanced diet that we tell you, you’ll grow up to be big and strong!”
Don’t you worry. We’re just about to raid the North Pole and force Santa to unionize.
The Obama’s are shocked when the Commie elf delegation arrives to confiscate their presents for redistribution.
I love them! They’re green and red, just like watermelons!
President Obama introduces his economic advisers to his family.
“These presents are very nice, but you tell Santa that if Barrack doesn’t get better poll numbers in his stocking for Christmas, there are about fifty different federal agencies that will be knocking down his door on December 26.”
“And I always tell Malia and Sasha, look, you guys, I don’t worry about you — I mean, I worry the way parents worry — but they’re going to get lots of Christmas presents, even if the country as a whole doesn’t.”
This is how it’s gonna be. You tell Santa, when he comes to a Tea Party house, he’d better keep flying. Got it?
Mom, your flying monkies sure look different today!
That’s right. You’ll never have to work another day in your lives. All you have to do is throw Santa under the sleigh.
Ahhh the Shelf Elfs John Boehner ordered are here.
The Obamas address the
126th Cavalry Regiment.
The repeal of don’t ask don’t tell is becoming evident throughout the military.
This is the queen I was telling you about. She’s so nice and gives you all the Turkish delight you can eat!
Oh God, he’s bowing again!
Maybe he thinks one of them is the Prime Minister of the North Pole.
He’s even bowed to mayors, but I know the mayor of North Pole and I don’t see him in that picture.
Well? Did you bring it? Did you bring Santa’s fair share?
“…………..and then you tell her your mommy and daddy are democrats and don’t need fixing.”
For the holidays the Obama family always takes time to bow to those they consider smaller than themselves.
“You work for the Post Office? Sorry… You’re screwed.”
Obama: “Now about that teleprompter carved entirely out of one piece of maple wood.”
“You work for free? Well we’re definitely saving your jobs.”
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You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I’m tellin’ you why…
Imam Claus is coming to town.
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The Obama family reacts after the children ask for a job for their parents for Christmas..
“Pleased to meet you Congressman Kuchinich.”
“Sorry Mr. President, since the Super Committee failed and the automatic cuts kicked in we’re your new Secret Service detail.”
Obama makes his selection for a shower buddy during his trip to Penn State.
A breakthrough in neurological science has captured this image of Obama trying to understand the economics of American shoe production.
Picture was taken just before the Obamas learned that the Occupiers Of The North Pole WORKED for a living.
“We told Santa we wanted better pay and conditions and we were going to Occupy the North Pole until he caved, he told us ‘Occupy My Ass’…….. so here we are.”
Obama and his family bows to the Local Elf Union 661.
The Grinch has already stole their future benefits!!
Yeah, that be you Barry , shock and awe economic blunderer in chief!!