A cat inherited what?!!!

Well, life has imitated art . . . or in this case, life has imitated animation.

In 2005 the Nickelodeon TV Network aired a cartoon called “Catscratch”.  The cartoon featured three cats who inherited the entire fortune of a super-wealthy old woman.


The main characters of the cartoon "Catscratch"

The idea of cats inheriting a fortune seemed absurd when the cartoon aired. Now, the idea is not so absurd, because it has happened in real life. ABC News reports the following:

A 4-year-old stray cat that was rescued from the streets of Rome has inherited a $13 million fortune from its owner, the wealthy widow of an Italian property tycoon.

Click here to read the rest of the story.

Speaking through its attorney, the cat says, “Pay no attention to the size of my rock. I’m still that little kitty from the block.” However, the cat’s new servants tell a different story:

If you think that the cat is vulnerable to robbery or kidnapping, then look at who the cat hired to be its bodyguard:

As much as I like cats, I won’t go anywhere near Mr. Moneypaws, because he would order his bodyguard to attack me. Cats don’t like us Melmacians, although I wonder why.

Well, writing this stuff has made me hungry. I think I’ll have a snack.

Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?


[Personal Note: Some of you humans keep mistaking me for my cousin who crashed on Earth ahead of me. I am not him. I am better looking, and I didn’t crash into someone’s garage. Instead, I crashed into St. Andrew’s Golf Course. Sure, the resulting divot looked bad at first. However, after I filled it with sand, it blended in. I just wish that I could blend in. I still run whenever I see someone wearing a kilt.]

[PS: The painting of the cat with cherubs was painted by Japanese artist Tokuhiro Kawai.]











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