Last Week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

The November 11th edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ was another rousing success that I somehow managed to fail to announce winners for. With a new edition of the caption contest coming later this morning it was time to play a little catch up… The assignment last week was to caption the following picture:

Guinness Book of World Records holder John Cassidy performs a balloon act for First Lady Michelle Obama in the Diplomatic Reception Room of the White House, Oct. 11, 2011. Cassidy performed for kids on the South Lawn before the First Lady launched a challenge to break the Guinness World Records title for the most people doing jumping jacks in a 24-hour period. (Official White House Photo by Chuck Kennedy)

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Here are the winning entries:

1) (David) – “Another bleeding heart liberal occupies the White House.

2) (Dana) – “Michelle’s periods are what legends are made of.

3) (EricSteel) – “The Obama Symbol for 2012, a giant blood filled tick.

4) (914) – “Wookie cushion!

5) (OTIS the hand) – “Michelle rips America’s heart out and dangles it before our eyes.

6 tie) (David Robertson) – “In Mother Russia, you do not float balloon. Balloon floats you.

6 tie) (Rodney Dill) – Michelle: “…and you think my ass looks fat?

The Readers Choice Award (for the second week in a row) goes to:

(PBunyan) – “Even with a full body condom, I still don’t think I’d touch Michelle.

That’s all for last week. A new edition of the contest will debut in a few hours.

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