Last, Last Week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

Your humble caption contest judge has fallen very far behind. The November 4th edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ was another rousing success that I somehow managed to fail to announce winners for. I’ll be catching up on past judging prior to this morning’s contest. The assignment two week’s ago was to caption the following picture:

Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain pauses while speaking at the Congressional Health Caucus Thought Leaders Series, Wednesday, Nov. 2, 2011, on Capitol Hill in Washington. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (sarahconnor2) – Cain thought bubble: “If I were a Democrat, I could have knocked her up, tweeted her a picture of my junk, and left her to drown in a car and I’d still be ahead by 25 points.

2) (OTIS the hand) – “Cain moved to the front of the bus. That makes liberals very angry.

3) (DocEpador) – “Despite the extra g-forces imposed by furious Politico spinners, Mr Cain remains standing.

4) (GarandFan) – “Hard to believe these are the same people who can’t find a scandal in the Obama administration.

5) (Meiji Man) – “Justice Thomas told me there would be days like this.

6) (fustian24) – “This ‘scandal’ is what happens when you drag a $20 bill through Rahm Emanuel’s apartment building.

The Readers Choice Award goes to:

(PBunyan) – “Cain was wishing he was the first black President, Bill Clinton, because then everyone in the media would be talking about how sexual harrasment is really no big deal at all.

Last week’s winners are up next…

Last Week's Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners
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