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Zipped
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No Broccoli!
Despite the extra g-forces imposed by furious Politico spinners, Mr Cain remains standing.
Where da white women at?
Herman Cain introduces his revised economic plan 6999.
Shit, this isn’t fun anymore!
Just listen to him say “ecunemy.” You can practically hear the sexual harassment.
Yes we Cain!
M***** F*****! If I wasn’t on tv behind this mike I would kick yo ass!
Channeling his inner-Yoda.
They asked, “Did you ever sexually harass anyone?” But I heard, “Did you ever sexually harass anyone, Boy?”
Keep standing tall.
Cain moved to the front of the bus. That makes liberals very angry.
Doctor my TEA!
This is my ‘I’m gonna kick your cracker ass if you ask that question one more time’ look.
(POLITICO) Token African-American Republican presidential candidate and former pizza delivery boy Herman Cain takes a combative stance against totally unbiased reporters asking him pointed questions about substantial allegations that he sexually harrasses helpless white women.
Cain was wishing he was the first black President, Bill Clinton, because then everyone in the media would be talking about how sexual harrasment is really no big deal at all.
It’s funny ’cause it’s true.
Herman Cain demonstrates his trademark pose, designed to make women feel uncomfortable yet not sexually threatening.
Justice Thomas told me there would be days like this.
Thirteen. Thirteen turns on a noose.
If you’re going to high-tech lynch me, there better be an impeccable knot in that noose. There’s nothing low-rent about me.
Thought bubble: “Obama sure is lucky– all the men he’s propositioned over the years have been quite receptive…”
Tawana Brawley. Crystal Mangum. Wash, rinse, repeat.
I’m so mad, I could just spit!
PoLynchiCo
Now I see why I should have been a Democrat…
Cain fights back the urge to blurt out “what you talkin’ bout?” in response to another question about the accusations.
Hard to believe these are the same people who can’t find a scandal in the Obama administration.
Realizing what kind of mess that he had made for himself, Cain decides to remain silent and be thought a fool instead of speaking up and removing all doubt.
Cain thought bubble: “If I were a Democrat, I could have knocked her up, tweeted her a picture of my junk, and left her to drown in a car and I’d still be ahead by 25 points.”
KA-POW! Good one.
Cain thought bubble: That damn George Soros.
The biggest threat known to democrat plantation operatives..
If it were Herman Cain (D) , the accusers would be in Siberia by now.
Cain is Able
I only asked her if she wanted extra sausage. ww
Relax… he always looks like this just before he farts!
I HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED THIS MUCH RACISM IN MY LIFE!!!! NOW I KNOW WHAT BLACK PEOPLE FACED IN THIS COUNTRY BACK IN THE 50’S AND 60’S. WHERE IS MARTIN LUTHER KING WHEN YOU NEED HIM.
Thought bubble – “I can’t laugh! I can’t laugh! Romney’s standing here next to me with toilet paper stuck to the heel of his shoe, but I can’t laugh!”
Rick Perry comes up to here on me.
And Children this is the difference between having a D in front of your name and having an R in front of your name.
A black man who knows his place: The White House.
Cain thought bubble “I wonder if it would help if I said “I did not have sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky”
Cain “How would you like me to make you an offer you cant refuse?”
“Remember: every pizza comes with extra sausage!”
Thought balloon – “Jesus, Obama is about to drive the national debt above $15 trillion. Oh God, I just threw up in my mouth.”
Cain is show reenacting the sexual harassment by puckering up an unwanted kiss.
Come to think of it, that woman in the back looks as tall as my wife.
Cain talks to an OWS crowd.
Here you have an African American born just after the great depression, raised during segragation and Jim Crow laws talking to a bunch of caucasion kids with $200k educations paid for by mom, pop and the American taxpayers, about how to get a job and suceed at life.