It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Even Jay’s powerful Nukite-zuki (spear-hand thrust) failed to bring President O back to reality.
Obama reacts to Jay thinking he can start a solar company with only 200MM$ of government backed loans
So Michelle. Are you two tight? Do I have any shot at all?
Leno “.. and then America’s economy collasped”
Obama “ahhahahahhaha… stop..it…Jay…you’re…killing.. me..hahhaha”
One of these men tells jokes for a living, asks people stupid questions, and is vastly overpaid. The other is Jay Leno.
Leno “Is it true that in the new Robin Hood movie you have the leading role
and Michelle was selected to play Friar Tuck?
Obama “and then some fool told me to run for President”
Leno “little did we know”
Jay, you keep talking like there will be an election in 2012. If everything goes as planned, I will change my title to supreme ruler and with executive order suspend any more elections.
Dave was always more clever and had better schtick so the producers thought I needed my own gimmick.
So I guess you’re my stupid pet trick.
Leno “… and then Trump said “you’re fired”
ummm Mr President why did you stop laughing?”
Leno “..and then the wookie said “call me the first lady””
Did you ever feel like America is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes?
So I said to my producer I said, whaddya mean Snoop Dog is too busy? Who is our second choice?
Top Ten List? Wrong show. But hell, you aren’t even in a Top Thousand list.
Do you have any more bowling jokes?
I can’t tell if you’re an impersonator or if you really are the President. But, who are we kidding, there’s really no difference, is there?
Can you believe those idiots elected you President?
Ya, Jay, just like you, I’ve lost my audience and just like you, I’ll retire a multimillionaire!
Barry’s freeeeeee!!!! Freeeeeeee fallin”
There’s a big debt over Manhattan, there are fresh turd bombs scattered to an fro’
Oh’ the poopstalkers voted for Barry, cause they know he pays them to go
Barry’s freeeee!! Freeee fallin’ Barry’s freeee! fallinnn’..
My 10 year old Daughter dedicated this for Me.. lol
Obama: “But the worst thing I ever done – I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and
then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed
up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this:
hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – and then I dumped it over the side, all over the
people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people
started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt
so bad in my entire life.”
Like all Obama’s mindless supporters, Jay reaches for a handout from The Stash and gets the same response from Zero.
Like all Obama’s mindless supporters, Jay reaches for a handout from The Stash and gets the same response from Zero.
“If you just hand it to me, I will carry your water.”
No that a serious question!
Do you know what the fuck your doing?
Based on what you’ve done, your 2nd term will be two to five…
at Joliet!
Mr. President, can you stick around? We’ve got an episode of Jaywalking coming up and I’m sure you’ll be hysterical!
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.