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If Holder were a Republican, Mueller’s next words would be “you have a right to remain silent.”
Direct from the Department of Justpricks
Do what you want with the girl, but leave me alone.
To regret and swerve
No Mr Holder hands behind your other head.
“Why Mr. Issa the first time I heard about fast and furious was…next Tuesday..no wait..Wednesday!”
Mr. Issa, you do understand that I determine who gets investigated around here, don’t you?
“Obama” no, I only chat with Michelle about these international things.
OK, Holder: when did you learn of Fast and Furious?
“Yesterday I knew nothing. Today, I know that.”
“Send lawyers, guns and money
The shit has hit the fan”
Well of course we’re going to throw poo at him.
Why is everyone standing so far away from me?
Obama is becoming inconsequential faster and furiuosly.
Holderer wonders why the Teleprompter (off camera) says BUS STOP.
Just after the press conference Mr Holderer was overheard to ask “Did anyone get the number of that bus that hit me?”
The Obama administration – The short yellow bus edition.
Date Jan 2013
Holderer to Supreme Court Justice Roberts ” “You’ll take the blame. Bush and Cheney will take some too, but it won’t amount to much, they’ll get a slap on the wrist. Then $20,000 an hour on the lecture circuit. The rest of the blame will fall on McCain . Oh yeah, you’ll take him down with you. You’ll destroy his reputation. But that´s as far as it will go. The old Potomac two-step,.””
Roberts “I dont dance”
Holder thought bubble: “Is that crap in my pants? Dang it, I bet that’s crap in my pants. If they ask, I’ll just say “No, that’s not crap in my pants.””
Holder thought bubble: “Is that crap in my pants? Dang it, I bet that’s crap in my pants. If they ask, I’ll just say “No, that’s not crap in my pants.””
Holder thought bubble: “Is that crap in my pants? Dang it, I bet that’s crap in my pants. If they ask, I’ll just say “No, that’s not crap in my pants.””
The Atty. Gen. realized he was screwed as the Titanic stage started to list towards the left and someone in the audience played the “Jaw’s” theme music.
The Atty. Gen. realized he was screwed as the Titanic stage started to list towards the left and someone in the audience played the “Jaw’s” theme music.
The Atty. Gen. realized he was screwed as the Titanic stage started to list towards the left and someone in the audience played the “Jaw’s” theme music.
A Presumptuous, Unctous Fungus at Justice
A Presumptuous, Unctous Fungus at Justice
Any chance we can get Weiner tweeting again? Kinda like “wag the hotdog”?
Any chance we can get Weiner tweeting again? Kinda like “wag the hotdog”?
Don’t look back, Mr. Holder; Justice is gaining on you.
I feel us listing to the starboard. Is this ship sinking or is it just me?
I feel us listing to the starboard. Is this ship sinking or is it just me?
Holder: Hey-does anyone else hear Celine Dion singing?
Holder: Hey-does anyone else hear Celine Dion singing?
We were simply complying with the 2nd Amendment, and the closest we could find to “militia” was “drug cartel.”
The Wheels of the Bus go Round and Round, Round and Round, Round and Round…
The Wheels of the Bus Grind Slow, But They Grind Exceedingly Small.
Wouldn’t you rather have headlines about Scarlett Johansson’s buttocks?
or the further adventures of Amanda Knox?
or the salaries of the Boston Sox?
or which celebrities use Botox?
or that convention snub of Spock’s?
You know, like the “reasonable” journalists of CNN?!
Certainly not biographies of Archibald Cox!
Certainly not biographies of Archibald Cox!
We have the FBI analyzing the contents of the envelope somebody sent the President. It seems to contain a torn up “Declaration of Principles.”
To answer your question, no, this entire room has not tilted to our right, and even if it did, that does not symbolize the mood of the American public in any respect. Racist.
To answer your question, no, this entire room has not tilted to our right, and even if it did, that does not symbolize the mood of the American public in any respect. Racist.
Yes, we asked our best men to come up with a good distraction to keep Fast and Furious out of the press. And no, in the light of day, Operation Grenade Transfer was not a very good choice. No.
Yes, we asked our best men to come up with a good distraction to keep Fast and Furious out of the press. And no, in the light of day, Operation Grenade Transfer was not a very good choice. No.
Knowing where the perp will be incarcerated, my first though was:
Habla Español Señor Attorney General?
Toast: What an Attorney General looks like when left too long on broil.
Pitiful…
Back in the day, they’d just give you one bullet for your pistol
and then leave the room as a sign of respect.
I’m not going to get into your “straw purchasers” arguments!
Ugh, should’ve never picked Holder for RB on my fantasy football league. He’s always dropping the damn ball!
“I built my house of straw
I built my house of hay
I toot my flute
I don’t give a hoot
And play around all day”
(Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, sung by E. Holder)
Two words: Frog March.
Eric Holder introduces the Dept. of Justice theme song: “lawyers, Guns and Money.”
“I did not have personal relations with those guns!”
I thought I was mistaken when I knew about the guns, but I was wrong.