It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners for last week’s contest as well as this week’s will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Why can’t I get that damn song ‘Give Me Back My Bullets’ out of my head!
Or, ‘Sweating Bullets?;’
♬ Happiness is a warm gun…. ♬
Miscarriage of Justice Department head Eric Holder stands guilty as charged!!
Truth Justice and the Chicago way..
No, Mr. O’Reilly. It’s not legal to tar and feather an Attorney General.
“If I stand here and look stupid long enough maybe they’ll start blamin’ Booosh!!!”
Pictured: The moment that Eric “I am not corrupt, I am incompetent” Holder realizes the true value of the pictures of Obama on that wild night with Chris Matthews, Keith Oblermann and a very drunk goat.
“I have no responsibilities here, whatsoever.”
If Islam is the Solution, then Bin Laden stirred into the ocean is only just a good start.
Holder? I don’t even know her.
“Our chief weapon is fear…. and surprise…. Our two chief weapons are …..”
“I shot the Sheriff.. But I did not kill the Deputy!!’
Introducing the new Death of Jobs department head, Eric Holder. Hold your applause because for his next trick he’ll make all the guns in America “disappear”.
“Do us all a public service Eric! Get under that bus and suck some tailpipe!”
Eric Holder’s latest coverup.
“Yes, the President stands behind us….. There’s no place else to hide.”
Lying, fast and furiously.
“Welcome people of Rock Ridge.”
No! No! I said we should “Wag the Dog” not “Screw the Pooch”!
Spongebob Armstraong (sans disguise) is once again the headline feature of a wizbangblog article.
Eric Holderer practises his perp walk.
“Will the defendant please rise”
Oprah and I have no plans to marry at this time.
Did I say that right, dear?
Number 2 please step forward and turn to the right…………………
“No, we’re not the bad guys, no matter what you remember from the old ’60s Batman TV show. Just because THEY turned the cameras on the side to indicate the villain’s lair, we’re just doing it to look cool. Okay? Next question?”
With a subpoena en route to him from the House of Representatives, Eric Holder instinctively sought to shield his most prized possessions.
The Attorney General demonstrates why they call him Holder.
BTW, what’s with the Batman villain camera angle?
Holder braces for direct impact to the balls.
Noticing Holder’s ‘fig leaf’ stance, the perceptive NY Times reporter wondered if he might be hiding something…
Thought bubble above Holder: “Where are those Black Panther guys when you need them?”
Thought bubble above Holder: “Just wait until I give your names to Timmy, the IRS will be asking you some questions.”
“Excuse me while I whip this out.”
Tommy Eliott contemplates his next move as Hush.
“I’ve just had a long meeting with the President, and he’s advised me to change my name to Eric Folder. I’m really not sure what he meant by that.”
Imperceptible in this picture, FBI Director Mueller slowly distances himself from Holder. A few frames later, he’s gone.
Oh, for cryin’ out loud. Why all this hullabaloo about “Fast and Furious”? Am I really being paid to be aware of every movie that comes out? Cut me some slack, will ya? I have a job y’know.
Badges? Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges!
And I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn’t been for those pesky bloggers!
D.C. police respond to the newest scandal in their city by rounding up the usual suspects.
Holder explains how he reads the Saudi attack parts of the memos but misses the F&F parts – “chirp”
Holder and Holderer
I’m here to announce that we’re shortening the motto of the Department of Justice to just “Non sequitur.”
Do I hear a bus coming?
What an over the shoulder boulder holder…err…BOOB!
“We suspect Keyser Soze.”
Worst.DWTS.Couple.Ever
The Unslouchables
“…and if you can’t be an athlete, then be an athletic supporter…”
A democrat in trouble always keeps the nuts covered.
So, which is the arrester and the arrestee ?
I knew the media would slant this story to the left.