It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Ah’ve seen Sex and the City, Ah’ve seen Big Trouble in Little China, but I think mah favorite movie was Two Golden Balls. Would yah like to see mah copy of Two Golden Balls?
Hey Baby, how about a little Pon Farr?
If he beats my two pair, I don’t know what I can take off next.
Woman to Clinton: “Yes, I am on the Pill. Why do you ask?”
Bill suddenly realized that certain stains wouldn’t show up on a suit that color.
The question is who paid the usher more to sit next to the other?
So… wheat grass makes it taste better?… want to test that theory, baby?
Kim: “Actually you were Robusto and I was hoping for more Churchill.”
Clinton: “When I was President I really grew the economy. Want to see me grow again? hmmm? Would you like to see that? We can go behind the grandstand — show you how it grows… come on, let me show you. It’s growing right now. I like your smile. Growing… right now, it’s growing… Nice hair. Growing…”
“Once you go maduro, you’ll never go back.”
“You remind me of my wife when she was younger-but I won’t hold that against you.”
“Ever heard the expression, when you have a hammer, everything looks like it should be nailed?”
Willy Wonka!!
Willy Wanker
“My Guy!”
Both thinking: “Crap… I was supposed to get to sit by Willie Nelson.”
When I was told I’d be sitting next to you, I didn’t know what to wear! So I’m wearing nothing under this dress. Mr. President?……Mr. President?…..sir?
Rose, Law and Firm!
That dress is just my color.
Target acquired.
Hello Lassie!
“Studebaker or pink Cadillac?”
SHE: So you’re what a recidivist, treasonous, lying, looting, thieving, mass-murdering, perjurious, perjury-suborning, civil-rights-denying, convicted, fined, penalized, dis-barred, impeached, Jamie-Gorelick-wall-necessitating, September 11 2001-facilitating, co-serial-rapist incidental “president” looks like?
He: Guilty as charged!
So how did you prep for the Monica Velour role?
You can have your blouse back after I get my DNA off of it.
“I want you, too slick my willie!!”
I wonder what blonde looks like from that angle?
Mr. President, I believe we owe you a little something for keeping abortion legal.
Come Monday, Willie will have been staring at her for 4 days straight and never moved his eyes!
Bill – Man I would so do her.
Blond – OMG, he wants to do me!
Please don’t blame! him just pass her, my way!
See you at the Oval Orifice
‘Y’know it’s bad when you get all wadded up and have no place to blow!”
One of these people has appeared on TV as a sex-fiend with no morals and will hump anything that moves. The other is Kim Cattrall.
And the sad thing is that this guy still had more respect for the Presidency than 0.
Giggity!
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My balls are in a jar on her mantle and I am not losing Little Willy! Button that thing.
Bill: I can still get in to the White House and do special tours. Most people are surprised when I tell them that my favorite part of the White House was always the gym.
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Pass that Roach please ( I don’t inhale) and pour the wine I’ll lick yours if you’ll kiss mine.
Blonde “Is that a cigar in your pocket or are you glad to see me?”
Have you seen “The Mentalist”? Watch me make this program float in my lap!
Do you mind miss if I ask, Do you own a blue dress?
I can’t believe hes so hoary!
Clinton thought bubble: Geez what a lousy time to quit smoking cigars
Clinton thought bubble: Geez what a lousy time to quit smoking cigars
Wizbangblog poster Bob Armstrong will do just about anything to get close to his former hero Bill Clinton.
Talk about the simple minded: the chick behind the blonde is undressing and Willie is transfixed on the flag pin on the blonde’s lapel !
What… flag… pin?
I just had ta go back and look. Heh, ya got me. +1
That’s called a “gotcha”, just like Willie plays Gotcha with chicks! Want to see my Willie?
Hi there, wanna know why the call me The Clenis?
“Lovely blouse, Kim!”
“You know, if Hillary becomes President, I’d love to book you for a night in the Lincoln bedroom!”