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Timmy shows The One the legislation that will be submitted to Congress in order to bolster job creation.
mini me & him
He needs a tooter to teach him about FAILURE!
Obama: “Oh, oh, Never tell Michelle that anything makes her butt look that much bigger.”
tiny timmy: “Out of respect for the Economy, She Should be at half mast Sir!”
Mugabby: “What does racepants think?
timmy: “Pull his head out of yo ass and ask him!”
Geitner: The focus groups show that if you do the Macarena while reading from the teleprompter, you’ll get a 3 point jump in the polls.
Sperling: Are you high?!?Obama: Hear him out Gene… nothing else is working right now…
New this Fall, Neil Patrick Harris (aka Doogie Howser) in ‘How I Met Your Mother F&*#!%@ Debt’.
And you’re going to stand there like that till unemployment comes down to 8%!
He’s knows Obama doesn’t listen anymore, so Geithner is using sign language to explain the bail-out plan to Obama.
No, Mr. President. This illustrates your chances for re-election……
“Mr. President, If you signed the Fair Tax into law, the tax law would need less paper than this, and I would then be able to understand it and pay my taxes.”
The comparison of you with Jimmy Carter is unfair, Mr. President. He puts the jelly on top of the peanut butter.
Yes sir, the economic numbers have surpassed Carter and Hoover! Shall we get a patent?
Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off. Breathe in
through nose, out the mouth. Wax on, wax off. Don’t forget to breathe,
very important.
Geitner “Sir your logic is akin to shoving 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound
bag. You still have this much shit that doesn’t fit.”
Obama “That’s how big the ABO sign was that you saw? That isn’t too bad”
Geitner “Michelle was holding it”
Geitner “if the election were held today you would lose by this much”
Obama “We are going to have to do better if I am going to be reelected”
Geitner “Oh I was talking about the election for dog catcher”
Geitner “At this point your speeches are about this much more popular than
the black plague”
Obama “Tim, Tim, Tim, How many times do I have to tell you? That is NOT
how to start out a dap”
Michelle said that since you think 12 inches is this big, it explains why
the stimulus didn’t work as well as you thought it would.
Geitner “What would it take to save your Presidency? A stack of trillion
dollar bills about this high”
Geitner “The knives which the dems are holding to your back? They start out
about this big and go from there.”
Obama “How big are my chances to become a great American President?”
Geitner “Right now zero, but if you resign then about this much”
Geitner starts into his Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique in a bid
to save America.
‘With all due respect, Sire. If we lower the expectations bar any further, they will start to expect IT??
Economny: Grim! chec!!
Legacy shot to hell in one fail swoop! chec!!
Tee off time…Same as usual. chec!!
Timmy, begging for allowance! Priceless!!!!!
“Okay, fourth word. Rhymes with… ‘pack’. Starts with …’J’. Let’s see-so far it’s You…Are…A…Jack…
But, Tim, my name is Obama.”
“Missed it by THAT much.”
“As you can see, Mr. President, if you mime your way through speeches and the debates, no one can use your words against you.”
Guitner: “We just finished printing out your ‘jobs’ bill. It’s this thick. Boy you’ve got a lot of donors. We had to run to Office Depot twice for ink cartridges.”
“Economy a complete shambles, allies left high and dry, regulations to stifle growth in place, people down to about this much before they’re completely destitute”
Obama: “I’d say our work here is done”
As with any Sting, the Vigorish is decided between the Confidence Man and his God Father.
The Chi-town King has hit the big time; so, a discussion ensues between him and his Con Man Tim, over how much they can increase the Vig.
Geithner: So, I’m told that what’s left after all expenses are paid is called a “profit”. You are probably more familiar with what Karl Marx called, “surplus value”.
“The sign said ‘You must be this tall to ride,’ but they still wouldn’t let me in the Disney Princess Fantasy Faire!”
Timmy the Tax cheat: “Well, Mr. President, the truth is that your American Jobs Act proposal is pathetic and will actually add no jobs to the economy. I just have my hands this far apart for the photographer.
I was this close to buying a GM Volt, but then I saw the Ford Explorer SUV! Sorry boss.
It’s all relative Mr President, Up can be down, and down can be up. Just depends on whether your standing on your feet or on your head. Luckily for us, you have a flat head!
Never in history have so few done so little for so many.
American is wondering; is this about how much you’re compensating for, Mr. President?
It’s true, I personally have this much faith in the Social Security Ponzi scheme, but don’t tell anybody.
I know this is out of my “area of expertise” , but I found these little guys about this tall….if on election day we could get one into each voting machine in the country, we wouldn’t have to worry about any more of this economic nonsense. Rahm said it worked great in Chicago….
Geitner “Romney and Perry are both ahead of you in the polls by this much”
Obama “What can I say to throw the republican candidates off their game?”
Geitner “Joe Biden and I resign effective immediately”
Obama “Tim what are my chances of reelection”
Geitner “Well think of my right hand as your reelection chances and my left hand as whale shit on the bottom of the ocean.”
” We Salvaged A Small Box Of Urinal Cakes From The Solnydra Investment.”
radio free fred
When he’s in his office, Geithner cups his hand in his armpit and does armpit farts. When dressed, he’s showing Barry his new trick that makes the same noise!
Geitner: “So when you say to move the goal posts you’re not talking about moving them back. You’re talking about laying them down. Like this. Right?”
Your almost to your goal. Just this much farther down and America exists no more.
Geitner: “We have THIS much money left.”