Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was pretty lightly attended this holiday weekend, yet the captions were perhaps even better than in a busy weekend. Go figure…

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Houston Texans defensive end Jesse Nading sits on a cooler after a workout at NFL football training camp in the hot weather, Thursday, Aug. 4, 2011, in Houston. (AP Photo/David J. Phillip)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (PBunyan) – ““OMG. I just heard Obama picked us to win. We’re doomed!”

2) (FormerlyAnonymous) – “Unsurprisingly, it was later discovered that the local Gatorade vendor was an Obama supporter and received millions in stimulus money.

3) (The_Weege_99 ) – “With each passing day, remaining an Obama supporter requires more and more concentrated Kool-Aid. The Obama campaign is now working on a super concentrate that requires a true-believe to only need to drink 2 gallons in order to vote for him in November 2012. Developing..

4) (Rodney Dill) – “Beware the yellow Gatorade

5) (Stan Brewer) – “Lee Ward’s weekly supply of Kool-aid

6) (retired.military) – “President Obama had to reschedule his jobs speech yet again when he found out that it conflicted with the waterboy tryouts for the local high school football teams.

The Readers Choice Award this week went to PBunyan’s winning entry. In its place we offer up one more excellent caption:

(JLawson) – ““Coach, I know we’ve got to do these urine tests, but seriously, 10 buckets?”

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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