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Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now close.
To honor the NFL, James Carville arranged for Obama to be doused right after the pre-game speech.
Hey Bubba…. Those ain’t the porta-johns.
When this picture hit the teleprompter, President Obama was again seen as a stuttering fool.
“OMG. I just heard Obama picked us to win. We’re doomed!”
“Coach, I know we’ve got to do these urine tests, but seriously, 10 buckets?”
President Obama had to reschedule his jobs speech yet again when he found out that it conflicted with the waterboy tryouts for the local high school football teams.
With each passing day, remaining an Obama supporter requires more and more concentrated Kool-Aid. The Obama campaign is now working on a super concentrate that requires a true-believe to only need to drink 2 gallons in order to vote for him in November 2012. Developing…
VP Joe Biden “Put me in coach:”
DNC – “We are going to give Obama one more try “
Beware the yellow Gatorade
Friday at 7:00 PM EDT, President Obama announced another job created and/or saved….
The new collective bargaining agreement requiring a weekly stool sample was proceeding without incident.
Nothing beats a good old fashioned GatorAid Enema before practice.
Even the water boy knew putting the Obamaide into portable coolers and going door to door would not be enough to help the (P)resident’s jobs speech be a winner.
Stanley laments that the coach won’t let him play in high heels.
I knew I shouldn’t have drank all of that……
“If we lose, this is the one we’ll dump over the coach.”
If we lose, This one we’ll dump the coach.”
Yes, Mr. President, we have that Kool-Aid you asked for
Cheer up champ. After you graduate college, and can’t find a job on the outside, you can always come back and be a Gatorade cooler carrier.
Unsurprisingly, it was later discovered that the local Gatorade vendor was an Obama supporter and received millions in stimulus money.
Regulators finally uncover where Solyndra spent its $500 million.
Business suffered after DOJ announced that Gatorade dispersal locations would get the same treatment as the local lemonade stand.
Coach Obama promised a championship even though his team has no budget for uniforms and only one player still under contract.
“We simply need to focus on results”, he explained.
After the NASCAR drivers declined Obama’s invitation to the White House, he tried to capitalize on the upcoming football season only to get a similar response.
Lee Ward’s weekly supply of Kool-aid
Workers at the DNC process a new batch of Kool-Aid for the mainstream media coverage of Obama’s job speech.
Football players try emulate the President by studying plays on teleprompters built right into the field.
The DNC prepares for Obama jobs speech by getting the kool-aid ready.
Dismayed by the Gatorade after the Coach’s Tirade
Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers realizes it will take at least 10 buckets of
Kool-Aid to remove the bad taste after President Obama’s “jobs” speech before the
NFL season opener between Green Bay and New Orleans.
Heard later that day: “Hey, Gatorade has some kind of new flavor. Tastes a bit nutty…”
(Yes, that’s an Austin Powers reference.)
Tom Brady sobs on the sidelines after Bill Belichick told him to “Get a haircut that makes you look like a man” and the entire O-line gave him wedgies for the rest of practice.
“Ohhhh, picking me to replace Cam Newton is almost as bad as electing Obama POTUS.”
Only five more to fill…..
“No Earl, its ‘planking’ not ‘plunking’.”
Dateline Feb 2013
Danny Smith, former CEO of the now bankrupt company Teleprompters R US, experiences his first day at his new job. The company’s sales plummetted after President Obama lost the election last Nov.
“The things I have to do for money these days…”
Oh my god! Which one is the port-a-potty?
Got any paper over there?
The last player drafted for Fantasy Football
Stimulus job: $100K a year. This guy has the task of dumping Gatoraide on coach Obama after his FIRST victory….nearly three years and still waiting (golf doesn’t count).
A dejected Lee Ward sits on his empty Kool-Aid containers after his latest smack down from Jay Tea’s Olaf’s Hammer of Doom.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now close.