Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash success. Due to my travel schedule I had to delay posting winners until this evening. The assignment last weekend was to caption the following picture:

Valeriya Shevchenko, 18, evacuated a NY courthouse during the earthquake panic but the eye-catching photo of her wedding-dress dash created complications. The young bride and groom were keeping the nuptials a secret from their disapproving families -- not such an easy feat with the highly circulated image that is now being called the “Earthquake Bride.” “They’d say we’re too young and not for each other. His mom is going to go crazy,” Shevchenko told the New York Post. The couple married later that day. (Photo: TIMOTHY A. CLARY/AFP/Getty Images)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rodney Dill) – “Say yes to duress.

2) (jinxmchue) – “Apple’s newest product: the iDo.

3) (Justrand) – “OK, Dress?…check! Hairdo?…check! New shoes?…check! Groom?…oh shit!

4) (BillyT1) – “The single remaining member of Obama’s economic advisory council alters her plans in order to attend a hastily called emergency meeting on the Vineyard.

5) (GarandFan) – “Hurricane? NO ONE said anything about a freaking hurricane this weekend!

6) (McGehee) – “Why didn’t somebody tell me the bridle path has nothing to do with weddings?

The Readers Choice Award this week went to:

(EricSteel) – “Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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