Receipt for alcohol consumed dated back to July of 2008 and showed that it was bought at a liquor store in Crawford Texas.
Ok… I made part of that up… but it’s pretty damned believable given this bunch isn’t it?
UPDATE:
The Australian is reporting that Onyango Obama has retained Cleveland lawyer Margaret Wong. This is the same immigration attorney who successfully represented Mr. Obama’s sister Zeituni, when she managed to avoid deportation to Kenya. Mr. Obama pleaded not guilty at his remand hearing.
*Clarification: Onyango Obama nearly hit the police car. He did not actually hit it, according to police reports.
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A number of media outlets have already reported that an illegal immigrant from Kenya by the name of Onyango Obama, 67, was arrested last week on Wednesday after he nearly rammed his SUV into a police car in Framingham, Massachusetts.
He was later charged with DUI among other violations. I spoke to Framingham Public Information Officer Lieutenant Delaney who told me that when Onyango Obama was asked at booking if he wanted to make a telephone call to arrange for bail, the Kenyan immigrant replied: “I think I will call the White House.”
Unfortunately, the nephew-in-chief was on the back nine and could not be reached.
Ok… I made that up too… but again… is it believable?
Hell yes.
UPDATE: The Washington Times has published a mug shot that looks nothing like the picture I posted above… I can only then conclude that the first picture is a fake (and for that I’ll apologize) or it’s a walking billboard for the horrors of heavy drinking.
