It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to view the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Joe: “Man…. That’s a big corndog.”
And Barry, here I was telling the Chinese about how many Chinese dry cleaners there are and how it’s hard to understand them and their, “No tickee, no shirtee” stuff, when they started shoving reporters out the door and all hell broke loose. I don’t understand it.
Biden: “This is a big ‘effin deal! Recovery summer is here! Super Mario Brothers for the iPhone. I love this game.”
Obama: “Damn, you’re good at that one Joe.”
Obama “and here is a picture of Michelle’s ass”
Biden “You’re going to need a bigger screen”
Biden “WOW. A doohickey with all your speeches on it. Just what I always wanted”
Obama ” Only the best for my right hand man joe:”
While the country’s and the world’s economy comes crashing down around them, Biden takes the time to show Obama his Angry Birds high scores.
Low Poll numbers – There’s an app for that.
Biden “see I told you that they had an app for creating job plans”
Biden “I have never seen a teleprompter this small”
Obama ” and here I am brushing my teeth. And here I am waving. And here I am tying my shoes. And ….”
Obama: “…and that one says, Negotiating with Congress”
Biden: “There’s an app for that?”
Small teleprompter for a small mind
“Nice picture of your RV, guess its time for another family vacation.”
Biden “So that is your jobs plan? Have the govt hire one million people as your biographer. Brilliant”
Obama “Do you think that a million is enough to do the job right?”
Biden “Better make it 2 million. Just to be on the safe side. We can always print more money to pay them right’
Obama “I like your thinking Joe”
Biden “This says the dow dropped another 500 points today”
Obama :”I love it when a plan comes together”
Biden “What are we going to do today?”
Obama “Try to take over the world. Same as every day”
Obama: “See… Perry says evolution is just a theory.”
Biden: “Heh heh… uh, what’s a theory?”
DRUDGEBREAKING: Apple showcases its new product with the President and VP. The new iPud. Developing…
Biden: “Hey! Your spending knob is turned all the way to eleven!”
Biden: “I love it when she keeps saying, “I don’t care… Obama is awesome!””
“Yep… your approval numbers are right between, toe fungus and anal warts.”
It’s like pingpong on your phone. What will they think of next?
So that’s next month’s Newsweek cover of Perry?
You say NASA took these pics of this alien?
Danged if you aint right Barack -the economy graph looks great upside down.
That’s Miss March?
Wow, this one of you and Lincoln chatting is a great photoshop job -but will the the NYT print it?
Say Barack, how’d you get these cool up-skirt photos?
You’re right Barack, playing Sudoku does help with our economic projections.
Biden: Look Barry, a portable teleprompter with a satellite link direct to Daily Kos and George Soros.
You’ll never have to risk speaking off the cuff again! It has all your speeches pre-loaded, and a Blame Bush macro button for emergencies
Obama: That great Joe. What does your do?
Biden: It just keeps scrolling “For the love of God, shut up, shut up, shut up!”
Obama shows Joe Biden his new “iTelepromtper” to answer questions during his “Bus Tour”
This app lets us know where the terrorists and hostage takers are at all times. See, there’s two of ’em right there. Hey.. wait a minute. That’s us!
“This one says, ‘No nation ever taxed itself into prosperity.’………………BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!”
Obama: Hey, look Joe! Here we are in another Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest!! Awesome!
Biden: Yeah, I love that place! I comment there all the time as “Frank O’Connell”. Good times!
“Wow, Thanks Mr. President. I just love this new Tea Party App… “Angry Turds!”
Oh look it’s Weiner again.
“Just got this email, Mr. President. It’s from Donald Trump. He says he knows you’re lying about your birth certificate and he’ll be announcing that today at a press conference in Central Park, New York. It’s windy day — I hope he can find a saddle for his hair”
Oh look, a little stuffed duck.
Oh look, a little stuffed duck.
Al Sharpton!
Al Sharpton!
Al Sharpton!
Michele Bachmann just tweeted that her recent encounter with a corn dog has her wondering…. Does the President taste like corn?
Michele Bachmann just tweeted that her recent encounter with a corn dog has her wondering…. Does the President taste like corn?
Look, they’re still buying the Bush-did-it stuff.
It’s called a smart phone. Here Barack, you need it more than I do.
Watch….Maxine Waters, in slow motion.
And here’s where I told the Center to go punch that Chink in the face.
And here’s where I told the Center to go punch that Chink in the face.
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If you turn it up side down, all the economic indicators point UP! We’re winning!
Bevis and Butthead search for a golf course they haven’t played yet. mpw
Biden: “Dow Jones down again”
Obama: “Winning!”
Wow – one bird!! Great shot!!
Biden: “And what’s it called again?”
Obama: “2 Girls 1 Cup.”
Obama: Oh look One of those smartphones. Guess we have to call Hillary to teach us how to use it.