Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™
Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™
It’s Friday, and that means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following photo.
Winners will be announced Sunday evening.
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Your call to Comcast is very important to us. All of our service representatives are currently busy. Please stay on the line and the next available representative will be happy to help you. Hold times are currently 23 minutes. They would be shorter if we could hire more representatives, but the President’s stupid plans make us too nervous.
“Hello, Pizza Hut delivery?
I’d like to order a Golfer special!”
Obama tries his hand at multi-tasking, thinking and talking at the same time. (Notice his lips aren’t moving and for all we know he’s not thinking either.)
“Yes, Mr. Soros, your word is my command.”
I did not see your post …ya beat me.
“Thank you for calling the compulsive habitual liar helpline–
Press 1) If you need to confess?
Press 2) If you feel the need to hang up?
Press 3) If your lying is way out of hand?
Press 4) If you feel the compulsion to blame someone else?”
Good Morning Mr. Soros.
“Mr. President, you have a Democratic wake-up call on Line 1.”
“Hey Hugo? Yeah, Barry here! I know it’s 3am.. Sorry for the hour! What do I NOW?”
Yeah, Timmy, these figures I’m reading say we owe China a fucking shitload of dough! What if they call and want a payment?
Yes, I only have 15 minutes untl my next tee time but I would like to see how I can save 15% or more on my insurance.
“Mr. Ayers, please.”
“Bill, it’s Barry. Hey guy, long time no chat. I need a favor. Let’s just say SUPPOSE there were some kind of LARGE civil unrest come next election time. Say late September, early October. Some type of RIGHT WING nut group setting off bombs. Ya think you and the wife could round up some of your old group?”
What do mean my Race Card is overdrawn? Yes, it’s from OneUnited. Maxine Waters was supposed to fix this…
Outstanding! I crown this one the winner now!
From off camera: “that’s it, that’s it, look like you really care.”
Underling: Mr President….
Obama: Not now you idiot, I am on a very important call.
Underling: But sir I am here to fix your phone….
Obama: Geithner…Geithner…Geithner!…Slow down, you know I didn’t serve in the military…what the hell is S.N.A.F.U. again?
I am reviewing the tape of me walking down the hall….photo shop everyone else out.
Just what the Hell happened at the 11th Circuit Of Appeals? I thought we had that thing all sewed up for us. Now this whole mess will be heard by Roberts and his activists cronies on the SCOTUS
As is his custom, while to Congress argues about the debt crisis, Obama phones it in.
I divorce you, I divorce you, I divorce you.
“Hmmm…I wonder why the hold music is ‘The Party’s Over’…?”
Hi….I was ummm wondering if…ahhh…. I could…ummm..order a clue?
Obama begins his job search early, knowing he’s going to be laid off in January 2013.
“I’m wearing a blue shirt, Hillary…and it’s none of your business where my other hand is.”
“Listen, W … OK, can I call you ‘George’?
* sigh *
“OK, MIster Bush, just do me one favor and talk Rick Perry out of running for President? I-”
I need the best man on this. Someone who won’t crack under pressure.
Biden: How about Mister Rogers?
Get me Rex Kramer………..
Missed the cut?!?
“You have reached the George Soros Helpline. For answers in English, press one; for answers in Socialism, press two; for answers in Communism, press three; for answers in double-speak, press four; for answers in Keynesian, press five….”
Obama “Hello? Hillary? Yeah we can blame the economy on Biden if you are still interested in the VP job”
Yeah, I just saw that “Progressive” insurance add, and we can save a ton by bundling. I never worked harder in my life than on this budget plan. Bundling! Yeah. Nationalize everything. Healthcare, utilities, car manufacturing, oil companies, I mean everything! We’re rich I tell ya! And, hey Timmy, tell those morons over at S&P I want my AAA rating back.
“… you and I both know that Sasha deserved an ‘A’, so don’t make me send over the IRS”
Joe Biden said, What?
I said Kobe beef – I don’t care what Michelle said.
The TOTUS has been recalled? That can’t be.
So China has a super carrier – can we sell them windpower for it?
You say that Sarah’s in that damned bus again?
That’s right Rahn; S&P’s CEO, cement shoes, Lake Michigan, and wait till I’m out golfing.
Hey Axlerod, I thought you said this “teleprompter franchise” thing woud fly….nobody in Iowa used them and now I’m stuck with all these units. Maybe we could sneak them into the next stimulus plan.
“What are the odds on an Obama-Palin matchup in 2012 ?”
“I’ll put $100 billion on Palin.”
Why is this report in Plain English? You know I don’t understand Plain English!!!
Teacher on phone: “Look here, Mr. Obama, they changed the answers in Atlanta to THE RIGHT ones. Just leave Sasha’s homework alone. The math is SO above your pay grade.”.
“Hello, Secret Service? I want my code name changed to Corndog…What?…Just do it… No I can’t tell you why…”
“Hey, Bill. I have “Rules for Radicals” in front of me here. It’s not working. What’s Plan B?”
Update: Winners announce. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.