It’s Friday, and that means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following photo.
Visitors dressed as DC Comics' (L to R) Hourman, Atom and Flash walk during the 40th annual Comic Con Convention in San Diego July 24, 2009. The convention runs from July 23 to July 26. (REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni)
Winners will be announced Sunday evening.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Guy in back: “Hey why do I have to walk back here?”
LightningGuy: “You need an explanation again, PullMyFingerMan?”
always like a good twist on the pull my finger line
“So what do want to do tonight Boss?”
“Same thing we do every night, try to abdicate leadership of the free world.”
“So when do we meet up with the Black Superman?”
“Who? Barack Obama? Muhammad Ali?”
“No, Allen West.”
“Hey, I heard there’s an BBW convention in town this weekend too. Maybe I can finally use this condom thats been in my wallet since 1972!”
“Why is that guy over there taking a picture of a stuffed duck?”
The result was all to predictable when the Obama administration took over the superhero business.
“So you live in your mom’s basement too? Wow, how woulda thunk it.”
Now Wu the Tiger and Cooper the Rabbit are going to meet us there, right?
C’mon dudes, we all agreed: if I asked Patrick Stewart if I could poke his pooper, you would pick up my bar tab for the whole convention.
Found: three people who still plan to vote for Obama in 2012.
I don’t wear a mask because these Ray-Bans are so DAMNED COOL!
News Flash:
Today, Obama revealed the new NASA space-cadet suits for America’s Muslim Outreach Program (MOP). No vehicle was available for the launch. Similar to the NASA Climate Change program, MOP requires a belief in fairy tales and the suspension of reality. Code Pink, DC comics, and Representative Wu have filed legal briefs for trademark violations.
Left to right:
Chris Matthews: “So this is going to get more viewers?”
Ed Schultz: “Well, ‘Lean Forward’ didn’t help us so we have to take matters into our own hands.”
Olbermann: “I’m glad I’m outta there. You guys are such losers.”
Cut, Capped, and Unbalanced
Nancy Pelosi led a contingent of Democratic legislators into the House today. They said that they are “planning on saving the world” as we know it.
“Have no fear! LoveHandles and Thunderthighs are here!”
I see registration is open at LGF.
This will never pass NAACP scrutiny. Are there no black superheroes?
The inevitable result of gun control -superheroes with camera bag guns.
Only one of the masked men met OSHA helmet requirements
Three more aliens that ICE refused to arrest.
Tensions rose as the three men approached the TSA station.
Three new uniforms arrive as Obama refuses to wear his old messiah costume for 2012
Discretly walking behind the three superheroes was none other than Captain Clorophyll
Rep Weiner’s new look on Facebook was not much of an improvement from his last one.
Dateline oct 2012Democrats, plagued by bad poll numbers, desperately tried to show Americans the
lengths they went to to try to solve America’s problems.
Even superheroes refused to pay the new air travel tax levied by the Obama
administration.
Pelosi and Reid unveiled their plan cut defense spending and to replace the
Army Navy and Air force.
Village Hero People
In an effort to once again attract children into the Catholic Church, the Vatican announced today that it has established the Holy Order of the Justice Society of America.
Guys, I had the weirdest dream last night. Get this. We were walking down the street wearing the stupidest costumes you can imagine… Hey! HEY, WHAT THE HELL!…
I know who the two other guys are, but who’s the chick in the burka with the hairy legs?
“Filming of The Big Bang Theory: Season 31 commenced today….”
I heard that the Vogon Poetry Hall is where we should go first!
You know your culture is in trouble when superheroes start carrying man-purses.
Ron White said it best “You can’t fix stupid. There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever”
Wizbang posters Frank OConnoley, Chico and Lee Ward prepare to go fight and save the world from the republican hordes.
The InJustice League
Caped coolayd saders
Who watches the Crotchmen?
I know we all signed on to do The Hangover 3, but really, nobody’s going to believe it’s possible to get this drunk.
You think we’re ridiculous, have you heard Ben Stein lately?
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.