The president’s birthday. It’s not this week. It’s not next week. He turns 50 on August the 4th of this year. This was from Friday, the 15th of July.
They have got some kind of mathematical skill over there in the White House these days. Remember when Bush was an idiot for stuff that wasn’t even close to this dumb? It’s your frick’n birthday for the love of taco sauce! You’ve had over 40 chances to get the timing between the 4th of July and the day when people
go out of their way to be nice to you go even further out of their way to be nice to you. I’m vexed.
You would think they coach this guy not to ad lib anything — ANYTHING — because it never works out well for him in the end.
“Thanks” to the Whistler over at Say Anything with quotation marks around the word in an air-quote-y kind of way because seeing this sort of stuff just makes me worried he’s got nuclear missile launch codes.