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It was unlikely that anyone was going to be going anywhere fast anyway.
The 405’s closing wouldn’t affect the mass exodus of businesses because the new California reality is “Go East if you want to prosper.”
California parking lot. FULL
The path to the Right is always less traveled
I’m Taxing your land
As sung By – Barack Obama (With apologies to Woody Guthrie)
♬
[Chorus:]
I’m taxing your land,
That makes it my land,
From California to the New York Island,
From business owners, to the gulfstream jet setters
This tax will steal from you for me.
As I went talking, on that teleprompter e-way
I said to Congress, ‘I’m getting my way,’
I said to China, ‘We need to parlay,’
This land will be sold to you by me.
*chorus
As I moaned and mumbled, through many missteps
to the media cameras, at the whitehouse doorsteps
‘More taxes for thee,’ my message pounding,
This land’s been sold, so eat your peas.
*chorus
Then I needed a vacation, so I went golfing,
And the media fans waving, and Joe Biden was drolling,
My voice kept chanting, ‘The debt ceiling needs lifting,’
I’m the chosen One, so eat your peas.
*chorus
One more debt meeting, with members of congress,
In the Oval office, I told those leaders,
As they stood their ground there, Stop me they wouldn’t dare,
‘The Debt Ceiling must lift by you for me.’
*chorus
A Grassroots movement, then tried to stop me,
Waving a big sign that said, “VOTE FOR THE TEA PARTY,”
But on the other side, it said “NO MORE TAXES,”
That’s good for you, but not for me.
*chorus
No G-O-P leaders, can ever stop me,
As I go taking, your freedoms a-way,
My Socialist roadmap, you just can’t turn back,
Our Future’s been sold, so eat your peas.
*chorus
♬
The belief that the path to the Left was a freeway was only an illusion. True freedom only existed to the Right.
Exit 19A
Galt’s Gulch
I think. Therefore I exit. – Descartes (California, Circa 2011)
On Obama’s socialist roadmap, even exits to the right took quick turns to the left.
Due to a shortage of enough Department of Transportation employees to stand around and watch while one employee works, it is necessary to close Interstate 405.
Are we there yet?
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
As always, on the left, we have the road to Hell, paved with good intentions.
Word that the failed democratic policies of the last 40 years were being eliminated caused a flood of people back into California.
We can only wish the left woud apply this lesson to the economy. A bit of short term pain now will most likely alleviate a lot of long term pain later.
We can only wish the left woud apply this lesson to the economy. A bit of short term pain now will most likely alleviate a lot of long term pain later.
We can only wish the left woud apply this lesson to the economy. A bit of short term pain now will most likely alleviate a lot of long term pain later.
We can only wish the left woud apply this lesson to the economy. A bit of short term pain now will most likely alleviate a lot of long term pain later.
We can only wish the left woud apply this lesson to the economy. A bit of short term pain now will most likely alleviate a lot of long term pain later.
We can only wish the left woud apply this lesson to the economy. A bit of short term pain now will most likely alleviate a lot of long term pain later.
We can only wish the left woud apply this lesson to the economy. A bit of short term pain now will most likely alleviate a lot of long term pain later.
We can only wish the left woud apply this lesson to the economy. A bit of short term pain now will most likely alleviate a lot of long term pain later.
We can only wish the left woud apply this lesson to the economy. A bit of short term pain now will most likely alleviate a lot of long term pain later.
LA Times Headline “Barrack Obama to give speech on economy in Sacramento today”
I’l take the high road and you take the low road and I’ll be in Scotland afore ye
As always, when you go right you get somewhere a lot faster.
On the left we have the results of Pres Obama’s redistribution plan in action. Noone going anywhere FAST
Government efficiency.
“We Democrats (on the left) have a very different measure of what constitutes progress in this country” – Barrack Obama
Obama is still using a car analogy to demonstrate America’s economic progress under a leftist administration.
Pardon me…do you have any Grey Poupon?
Under Obama, the country is headed south.
This picture is a perfect representation of politics in America and it’s economy.
Only the folks on the right are going anywhere anytime soon.
The folks on the left are stalled and have no idea how to go forward any time soon.
On the left we have a lot of folks having good intentions to go somewhere but no plan but to wait for someone else to do something first.
On the left we have a lot of energy and time being expended wanting to do something with very little to show for it.
On the left it takes 100 times longer to get somewhere as it does on the right, plus it costs more money and takes more time.
If the economy follows the left path it goes south, if it follows the right path it goes north.
The way north is currently blocked mainly due to union workers.
My ObamaCar plan will reduce costs . You will be able to choose your own roads. My plan will “fix” market inefficiencies. And most importantly, everyone will have access.
I’m just trying to find the bridge… Has anybody seen the bridge?
(Have you seen the bridge?)
I ain’t seen the bridge!
(Where’s that confounded bridge?)
Wait a minute – first Yogi Berra, now Led Zeppelin? And no telling who THEY stole it from . . . 😉
Teaching kindergartners about gay history seems to be the last straw for many Californians.
The White house released this depiction to help Americans understand the debt crisis. The care on the left represent the budget and the cars on the right represent spending cuts which Obama is willing to make. Representatives Barney Frank and Pelosi wanted the cars on the right to be HUMVEES but Obama felt that that was too representative of the truth.
Obama’s relection campaign strategy.
Go right for the short term than go farther left than ever before.
Dateline Jan 8, 2013.
President Bachman signed the new immigration deportation law today. California reported unusually heavy traffic heading south to Mexico.
The anticipated Summer blockbuster The Fascist, and the Spurious, staring Obama, turned out to be somewhat of a bust.
Headline Long beach Times
Dateline July 8, 2018. President Obama today announced that a McDonalds in Long Beach will be taking applications for 2 positions on July 28th. This brings the number of jobs created by his administration up to 6 for this month alone. Job seekers were encouraged to show up early to get their applications in.
Why do so many choose the straight, broad road?
The MSM traffic report: Rte 405 South clear with no problems whatsoever.
The MSM traffic report: Rte 405 South clear with no problems whatsoever.
Lemmings to the Left
Millions stream southward to the newly formed state of South California, where fiscal sanity promises jobs and a reasonable standard of living. Meanwhile, a few leftists flee to the north where the foundering nanny state still promises to take responsibility for their lives.
Democrats in the California state legislature were troubled when they saw the non-stop traffic jam in the East-bound lanes of Highway 10. They panicked when they learned that every driver in the traffic jam had a map showing the way to Texas.
I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
Gotta appreciate someone show liked my Descartes pun
I was just wishing I’d thought of it first.
In the next 55 hours, CalTrans will replace freeway signage, dividing traffic into “gay” and “straight” lanes thus bringing “equality” to the freeway system.
(It’s PC, it doesn’t have to make any sense.)
In the next 55 hours, CalTrans will replace freeway signage, dividing traffic into “gay” and “straight” lanes thus bringing “equality” to the freeway system.
(It’s PC, it doesn’t have to make any sense.)