Remember when…

While Barack Obama, Democrats, and the Media (BIRM) are triangulating to blame Republicans for any fallout from Washington’s inevitable collision with the debt ceiling no one seems very interested in discussing the Democrat-led Senate’s failure to pass a budget for 800 days.  Remember how the Bush regime was smeared as “lawless”?  It’s kind of a law that the government passes a budget every year.

But I come not to debate the legality and/or wisdom of allowing a metaphorical bunch of oxycontin junkies write their own prescriptions.  I come to remember all the fascinating things that the world has seen since the United States Senate passed a budget as it is required to do by law each year.

June 2009 – Obama sits idly while Iran crushes anti-regime protestors following fraudulent elections

June 25, 2009 – Michael Jackson dies

August 2009 – a wise Latina is sworn to the Supreme Court

August 25, 2009 – Ted Kennedy buys his last round

October 9, 2009 – Obama joins Yassar Arafat, the IPCC, and UN Rape Peacekeeping Forces as Nobel Peace Prize winner

November 5, 2009 – Not every Muslim Major Nidal Hasam murders 13 and wounds dozens at Fort Hood, TX

December 1, 2009 – Obama deploys a surge of 30,000 troops to Afghanistan despite his asserting a surge has no chance of working in Iraq circa 2006

December 25, 2009 – The Christmas Day Bomber give TSA screeners cause they’ll soon be able to fondle passengers’ most intimate areas

January 12, 2010 – a 7.0 magnitude earthquake makes Haiti an even shittier place to live

March 23, 2010 – Obama bends America over and drives Obamacare home

April 20, 2010 – BP manages to make the Gulf of Mexico even more noticeably polluted

April 23, 2010 – Arizona passes common-sense immigration reform, controversy ensues

June 23, 2010 – Army General Stanley McChrystal asked to resign for noticing “Obama’s kind of a dick”

August 7, 2010 – wise Latina joined by former Harvard dean on Supreme Court softball team

August 31, 2010 – Mission Accomplished!  Obama declares an end to combat operations in Iraq

November 2, 2010 – Republicans reclaim the House in historic mid-term election paddling

January 8, 2011 – Uncle Fester lookalike shoots up a Tuscon mall killing a judge and wounding Rep. Giffords

January 13, 2011 – S&P/Moody’s warn the US might tarnish its triple-A credit rating if its national debt kept growing

January 14, 2011 – fall of Tunisian kleptocracy sparks Islamist Arab Spring in the Middle East

February 11, 2011 – Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak marvels at magnificently detailed  undercarriage of Obama’s bus

March, 2011 – Obama tells Colonel Muammar Gaddafi not to call his bluff, Wisconsin Democrats flee state in solidarity, Syria stifles giggles

March 11, 2011 – magnitude 9.0 earthquake near Sendai Japan unleashes Godzilla, spawns three-eyed fish

April 27, 2011 – tornadoes kill 300+ in Alabama and the southeastern US

May 1, 2011 -US operators snatch, snuff, and feed fish with OBL

May 22, 2011 – tornado levels Joplin, MO

May 27, 2011 – @Weiner

July 5, 2011 – America’s sweetheart acquitted on charges she murdered her daughter Caylee

July 13, 2011 – having rejected the Ryan budget passed by the Republican-led house, Obama warns Republicans not to call his bluff

Wow, how the days just fly by when you’re shirking your fiduciary responsibilities.  Who knows what surprises lay in store before the Democrat-controlled Senate passes its next budget?

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