Certain phrases that I have uttered recently:
“I am so far beyond awesome, I can’t even see awesome from where I’m standing.”
“The amount I care about (vampire TV shows and movies) can be measured in micro-fucks.”
“I can’t believe we’re being lectured on fiscal responsibility by the party that let two years go by without even trying to pass a federal budget.”
“I’m sorry. I thought the letters E-X-I-T meant ‘exit.'”
“So, in the ‘Thor’ movie, Jane’s ex boyfriend was a lame doctor with a god complex. She was dating House?”
