Me And My Big Mouth

Certain phrases that I have uttered recently:


“I am so far beyond awesome, I can’t even see awesome from where I’m standing.”

“The amount I care about (vampire TV shows and movies) can be measured in micro-fucks.”


“I can’t believe we’re being lectured on fiscal responsibility by the party that let two years go by without even trying to pass a federal budget.”


“I’m sorry. I thought the letters E-X-I-T meant ‘exit.'”


“So, in the ‘Thor’ movie, Jane’s ex boyfriend was a lame doctor with a god complex. She was dating House?”

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