Don’t ask her dad …
Oops. Malia is actually twelve. H/T to Jim Treacher who observed, “As we’ve seen over the last few years, numbers aren’t really Obama’s strong suit.”
Of course the media isn’t reporting this, obviously because Obama didn’t commit a major gaffe like confusing John Wayne’s birthplace with the hometown of Wayne’s parents. I mean, it’s not like the man who has a memory like a steel trap ever forgets the names of Congressional Medal of Honor winners, or something equally embarrassing.