Emergency rooms on each coast will need to prepare…

… for this is sure to cause tics, strokes and heart attacks everywhere but the heartland:

DickCheney.jpgDick Cheney has finished his memoir, according to his daughter, and the book is scheduled to come out on Aug. 30.

Liz Cheney said that the former vice president’s manuscript was turned in at the beginning of the month. She said the book, currently being edited, will be “very straightforward,” with “a lot of in-depth analysis of really critically important issues.” Cheney’s memoir, “In My Time: A Personal and Political Memoir,” is being published by Threshold Editions, a conservative imprint of Simon & Schuster run by Republican strategist and former Cheney aide Mary Matalin.

A favorite of the right, Cheney is widely regarded as among the most powerful and controversial of vice presidents and his book is the most anticipated vice presidential memoir in recent history. His daughter, who collaborated on the memoir, said in a recent interview with The Associated Press that “In My Time” will show his “sense of storytelling and sense of humor,” but also that he has “very strong views and a very clear perspective.”

I’m thinking it’ll rocket to the top of best seller lists and remain there for a very long time. 

You can bet’cher bippy I’ll be gettin’ a copy.

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