Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another great edition. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Getting Cell Reception in War Zone Afghanistan Is a Bitch,  Photo by Peter Parks/AFP/Getty Image

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rodney Dill) – “Can you spot the 12 Navy SEALS hidden in plain sight in this picture?

2) (fustian) – “Wonder how many bars Osama’s getting in Hell right about now?

3) (Zipty) – “Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There’s no crying! THERE’S NO CRYING IN JIHAD!”.

4) (DJ Drummond) – “Afghan journalists have to overcome tech problems to post the truth.

In America, the truth has to overcome the journalists.”

5) (Faith+1) – “Cell signal locked on. Impact in 5….4….3….

6) (SCSIwuzzy) – “Tradition……
TRADITION.

Needless to say, the Afghani revival of Fiddler on the Roof met with strong resistance from the Taliban. However, it has become the #2 musical in the region, after the long running show Goats”

The Readers Choice Award this week went to Rodney’s winning entry. In its place I offer one more excellent caption from Rodney to put a cap on this edition:

(Rodney Dill) – “Toasting SEAL Team 6 with a Whiskey Bin Laden — Two shots and a splash of water.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

"What kind of man makes it through Hell Week?"
Last Weekend's Caption Contest™ Winners