Last Weekend’s Caption Contest™ Winners

Last week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smashing success. Of course right around the time I sat down to do the judging the whole Osama bin Laden thing blew up, so to speak. Last week the assignment was to caption the following picture:

President Barack Obama greets a tour group in the West Wing hallway outside the Oval Office, Saturday, April 2, 2011. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (retired military) – “Here we have 2 people. One is dependant on aother people for their every need, cries when he doesnt get his way, slings poo around, has no concept of economics, gurggles incessantly for hours on end, plays with balls, and gets easily distracted at the drop of a hat. The other is a baby.

2) (Rodney Dill) – Kid(thinking): “Mmmmmm…. biggest boob I’ve ever seen.

3) (Stephen Macklin) – “Baby: Let me show you how I deal with a gas problem.

4) (fustian) – “Best watch it young man. Under my new health care plan, your mother still has 3 years to decide whether to abort you.

5) (DJ Drummond) – “President Obama finds yet another American better qualified for his job than himself.

6) (Eric) – “Obama still can’t stop bowing.

The Readers Choice Award went to retired military’s winning entry. In its place I leave you with this overlooked entry as a extra bonus:

(Jeff) – “Birther meets non-birther…

Winners for this week’s Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will be announced shortly.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners
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