It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Hello, Slave.
Don’t even think about having a future.
Typical white baby.
Oops. Sorry Carolyn. I never even look at the quotes above. Should have known that someone else would use that.
Baby to Obama:
Come closer. Closer. A little closer… POW!
Obama “Well kiddo. One of us is eligible to be President of the US” wink wink
“We dont have time for this nonsense.”
Obama thought bubble: “I’m glad they put a teleprompter on the floor– I never know what to say to people like this who are intellectually superior to me…”
Obama: “Hello there little comrade. We’re going to have to get you into one of the government indoctrination centers soon, before you learn to think for yourself.”
Birther meets non-birther…
Weak, helpless and defenseless. The perfect American!
Baby’s thought bubble: “Yesterday mommy took me to see the movie ‘Dumbo’ and today I get to meet him in person– cool!”
“Mom…do I put the nickel in his cup now?”
Who’s your daddy?
Baby (in Yoda voice) “this is not the President you are looking for, hmmm, yes”
Obama meets long time supporter Woop shown here in the blue.
Obama still can’t stop bowing.
Mother thought bubble “Did he just ask my child for his stock market picks??”
“Yeah kid, you’re a typical cracker..clinging to your religion, guns….. and MOMMY!”
Baby “Man I saw elephants at the circus who dont have ears that big”
Obama “You will be ready to vote next year right? Absentee of course”
{Complaint to Kevin: Hoped for a selection from all the “great” hat photos you could have used to “celebrate” this morning’s wedding? Princess Beatrice par example?}
“Well Billy, I see you made it through Planned
Parenthood Sweeps Week.”
Your mama called your her little princess. I guess I should bow
Obama (in a candid moment) “And let me tell you. I have put up with more lunacy fom GOP candidates than anyone else in oh the last 2 years”
“Billy…didja hear de one ’bout Br’er Rabbit
an’ de tar baby?”
So this is the great man. Humph! Now that I have captured the leader of the Tea Party the resistance will soon be wiped out and none will oppose me. Goodbye Kuato.
Obama “What’s that you say? I can use your college fund, and Social security to help out with the deficit? Thanks but I already got that”
“Let me be clear son….NO ONE talks to ME
like that!”
“..and someday, son, you’ll thank me for getting this “parasite” off your back!”
“Where I come from, we eat guys like you for
breakfast…now beat it, punk!”
Obama to mother “Okay so he does look sorta like me. Dont tell Michelle about us and i will set you up in an apartment in the city”
Oh wait that was Bill Clinton. No wait John Edwards. It is so hard to keep track of sex scandals with Dems.
Baby thought bubble “whose your daddy?”
“So..’Mommy sleeps around’,eh son? Well, so
did mine. Don’t let it stop you from climbing
the ladder of success.”
“You’re the cutest li’l deduction I ever saw…”
So Mr President, how many years will I be working to pay off your debt?
Prediction: this kid will grow up with a strong phobia of clowns.
Who’s the pant load now?
“Oh,..arugula and caviar, mostly. Sorry to hear
you’re stuck with just milk.”
The Babbler and the Babbler-in-Chief
Thanks for lending me your birth certificate little man.
What chu lookin at willis?
These are my teats and you keep your grubby hands off of them.
Thank you, ma’am. Just set him down over there with the rest of the first-borns.
Baby: You’re the one stealing all my future earnings to pay for your reckless spending. You bastard!
Obama: Nooooooooo! I’m stealing the future earnings from *your* children. There’s a difference.
So you’re the a**hole that made Superman go away.
“Hey kid, your grandchildren owe me $200,000!”
Can you find the pantload in this picture?
Yeah little man, after the mid-term elections, I sleep like a baby just like you. I wake up every two hours crying.
President: Your forefathers enslaved my people that’s why you must be punished.
Kid: Your ears remind me of Dumbo.