It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Suring up the base.
Sharpton. check.
Next up, Jeremiah Wright, Keith Olbermann, and Chris Matthews.
In an emotional ceremony after a truly miraculous event, Obama raises the hand that was used to heal Al Sharpton of all earthly desires to steal tax payer money and lie.
Although Oprah will not publicly support Obama in 2012, the Reverend Al has already jumped on the proverbial gravy train.
High five and low life.
Minnesota Fats and Chicago Scrawny.
It’s been nice, but I Gotta run, I’ve got a 2:15 tee time!
CBS announces its new summer replacement show “One Half a Man”!
Race baiter and dictator, the ads can’t come soon enough…
“I’ve decided that Biden makes too many gaffes, so I selected a new running mate.”
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Two bigots, one stage…
What are the odds of lightning striking?, slim.
What are the odds of both scheming to defraud goverment more?, a sure bet.
Proving yet again that he was a racial healer and not a divider the (P)resident introduces the newest member of his campaign team.
Spirits were high at the unveiling of Madame Tussauds’ brand new exhibit on race-baiting hustlers and anti-American socialists
Slum & Slummer
Which one would you rather have as President…
Hmmm, had to think about that, didn’t you?
It’s about time they remade “Twins,” but who’s the good one?
A schnook and a crook
A sugah Daddy and a racebaitin’ pimp hustler
We report, You decide!
Partners in Crime
President Obama raises his hand in victory of shutting down the govt and blaming the republicans for hit.
“Hey Brock’ I screwed Tijuana Bwalley just like you screw America!”
Our slogan for 2012? “REPARATIONS!”
Mr. President, now that you have shut down the government, what will you do?
I’m going to Disneyland
Imagine the post super bowl commercial.
Rev. Sharpton was as surprised as anyone when Barack was voted off the island first.
Can we get our money back??
“There at least five countries where I could have been born. Good luck Donald Trump!”
Here we see that the modern racists have moved away from sheets and instead wear Armani suits.
Talk to the hand, America!
Another WTF moment.
“Present!”
Proof that Islam and Western society should never mix.
(Obama to Sharpton): “Two black men in one picture – this will get into the Wizbang Caption Contest for sure!”
(Sharpton to Obama): You’ll have to send Woop an invite to tomorrows fleece the taxpayer event. He’s racist just like us.”
Hey, Al isn’t that Chavez and Khadaffi out there? Let’s wave to them and invite them over.
Barrel, meet bottom.
Barock:
“Thank God for You, the pimp beneath My wing’s”
Let me introduce the next distraction to the public for me to hide behind, Al Sharpton, a bigot’s bigot!
Two on the down-low, and guess who got the blowjob?
Spit or swallow, BO?
Asked about a solution to the budget crisis, Obama raised his hand and responded “Present.”
Two Saul Alinsky community disorganizing useful idiots!
“Bye-bye, credibility. We hardly knew ye.”
I shall call him MINI ME
Look! Black people. They weren’t born here.
Al, you can take your hand out of my pocket now!
And this is my NEW Vice-Presidential running mate, meet Juan Sharpdoza. Say “Ola!” Juan!
Everyone who knew that Al was only kidding about the Tawana Brawley thing, raise your hand!
As President of the United States of America, I’ve decided to have Reverend Al Sharpton replace Reverend Jeremiah Wright to show the American people that I am a Christian!
He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother.
Anus and Andy
It started out as a wart on my palm