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Just to be post 101….
This is from one of the very first ever rappers back in the early ’80’s. Forgive me as I was a young teen at the time and rap was brand new. I very quickly grew out of it. This is Curtis Blowfly’s “President Blowfly.” The “lyrics” stuck with me almost 30 years and seem apropos–I’ll skip the first line (which can be heard here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNRNVYrjzY )
“Like I promised when I was runnin’!
There’s going to be ham hocks on every table!
Chidlin’s in every pot!
Birth control pills in every purse!
And there’s going to be orgies every [m f’in] weekend!”
The clip above is worth listening to–if only for the historical perspective….
I should add—the above is NSFW. My apologies as I meant to state that originally.
Didn’t you say there wasn’t anyone dumber than Biden? Well, rumors are circulating that Obama is searching for a new right-hand man and managed to find one dumber.
The Comedy Team of “Scam” and “Sludge”
Here’s a photo taken at a recent audition for the TV show “The Biggest Loser”
Arrogance standing next to incompetence—guess who!
Twiddle Dee Dee & Twiddle Dee Dumb
Dope and Chains
Obama: “Sisyphus didn’t have it this hard.”
The Cheshire Cat and the Toadstool from Alice
in Wonderland.
“I will transfer the healing power of MY Father to this poor wretch’s arthritic shoulder…and ‘SHAZAAM!’…….how you hangin’ now, dog? Tell ’em!”
“We encourage all of you to practice the
official “Obama salute” for all my campaign
speeches in 2012.”
“I’ll show you just how fast THIS black man
can get a cab, Homey!”
“UH…Two shave-ice over here, my good man!”
“Bye! I want to thank you all for this exquisite Black Jockey statuette and assure
you that ‘Chelle and I will place it in a prominent spot on the WH lawn!”
“Bartender! A perfect Martini…. and a quart of Old English malt liquor, please!?”
“Gimme five, Big Guy in the Sky!”
“…and this guy has just offered me the foxiest five ‘ladies’ in his stable for the night! THAT’S why he’s getting the Presidential Medal of Honor!”
“As God is my witness….I saw this guy down
6 Moon Pies and 3 Royal Crown Colas BEFORE
the Beluga and the Dom Perignon arrived from
the kitchen!”
“Rev. Al and I have just concluded a long discussion on our respective religions. He gave me a Bible and I gave him my Koran.”
I have to boost my ties to the Rainbow Coalition since the Unicorn Coalition that got me elected has sort of dried up lately.
Oops, sorry Big Al, I thought you were Jeremiah Wright!
Aw, what the heck. Might as well bring Bill Ayers and his lovely wife out, too!
You owe me, Al. I’ve proven those people wrong, who said you would have been the worst President imaginable.
With an homage to Dr. Seuss and ‘Cat in the Hat’:
And what am I bid for this fine, if portly, Negro?
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.