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Betty White has a better war face than that.
One
Big-
Ass
Mistake,
America
Obama proves that YES HE CAN lie without his lips moving.
After taking a question about his final 4 picks Obama mysteriously kept his mouth shut after being asked who would win the 2012 Presidential race.
Obama thought bubble “TOTUS says to keep quiet lest I be thought a fool”
Obama was struck speechless today when asked how his war with Libya was more justified than the US going into Iraq.
Obama is shown right before he kissed Helen Thomas on her latest birthday.
TOTUS “Look sincere when talking about saving lives in Libya.”
Obama hopes the employment of ventriloquism will stop the impression he’s an arrogant liar.
Obama wonders why everyone keeps congratulating him on today being his day
Smile. Today is Obama’s day.
Sometimes he’s so awesome he has to french-kiss himself
When you have a Vice President like mine, every day is April Fools.
EPIC FAIL…
The (P)resident displays why his glass jaw is such an easy knockout punch.
THE BESTEST HOPE FOR A BRIGHT TOMORROW!!
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APRIL FOOLS!!
“Michelle just signed me up to go on House Swap with my half-brother?”
Although the president claims to have stopped smoking, here he is seen with a fairly large wad of Skoal tucked behind his lower lip.
Crap, Faith+1 beat me to it
(In Nixonian voice) “I am not a crook!”
Obama’s holding his breath cause the EPA just told him radiation fall-out from Fukushima has reached D.C.
Only his hairdresser knows for sure.
Mthis mnew healthfy food Michelle isf pushing isf fantaftic! Really! (Fsomeone get be a bucket — QUICK!!!)
*”Typos” in previous post were deliberate. (In case someone couldn’t tell.)
Michelle: “Don’t you dare spit it out… If you don’t eat your vegetables, you get no ice cream later!”
Obama is left speechless as George Soros has to step away to take a phone call and can’t type Obama’s next words into the TOTUS.
“I coulda been a contendah!”
Obama attempts to blow his own horn but, minus the horn, only succeeds in blowing it.
In an effort to bolster consumer confidence in the Japanese Fishing Industry, President Obama claims Japanese Sushi is safe to eat.
News Flash! Obama rushed to hospital to untie his tongue! Doctors claim worst case of “Hypocritis” ever seen.
When in doubt, lead with your chin.
Joe Biden: “Who took my urine sample?”
How long do I have to keep this load before I swallow, Mr. Soros, sir?
Since the “No Fly Zone” ain’t workin’, I’m going to hold my breath, until I turn blue in the face, to make that Gadaffy guy, quit Libya!
This is what “speaking with the jaw bone of an ass” really looks like
Yep, Libya is just like a turd sandwich!
Looks like he finally finished that nice big cup of STFU
You can put lipstick on a prig, but….
Obumbles see’s Jan. 20th 2013 from his front porch.
Give him a tuba and Michael Moore to follow around and another job will have been created and or saved.
Warning:
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“just a Pinch between cheek and gum” ….
When asked about high gas prices Sen John “I was in Vietnam” Kerry stated that Pres Obama was trying to jawbone them down.
“There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich…”
President Obama tries chewin’ terbacky to kick the cigarette habit.
A face that only a Marxist could love!
With his jaw set with disgust, hiding a satisfied smile, he looked out over the country. He saw the damage he had done.
And Barry saw that it was good.
He wore his dead sister’s teeth, which of course were uncomfortable and did not fit.
Ain’t nobody getting a Harumph outta that guy.
President Obama works up a big wad of phlegm so he can spit on America once again…