It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
The Grinch stole prosperity
Damn I miss TOTUS!
http://wizbangblog.com/content/2011/04/01/freak-accident-ends-caption-contest-streak.php
Need a tough GOP out? Pout it out!
You know you don’t have to act with me, Steve. You don’t have to say anything, and you don’t have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and… blow.
Winning!
After Michelle made him quit smoking he hoped she wouldn’t spot the Copenhagen.
No matter what he does President Obama can’t get the taste of Europe’s ass out of his mouth.
President Obama became teary eyed while receiving an award for economic wizard of the known universe.
Someone said, “2012 – President Hillary” and he threw up in his mouth a little bit.
Obama is suffering from a bad case of Bieber fever…
Obama forgot to take off his shoe before sticking hi foot into hi mouth.
Obama: “What’s the frequency, Kenneth?”
If his lips move again its a lie!
The slaughter of innocents in Libya didn’t move him. The destruction of entire cities in Japan was no big deal.
But when he found out his favorite Final Four teams were out, Obama completely lost it.
Something good for America must have happened.
Obama just found out that the hard winter devastated this year’s arugula crop…
Pull My string and I screw America
After goading Obama into war in Libya, Hillary dropped into the Oval Office this morning and said:
April Fool!
‘I believe he can lie’
The look of a fool after reality bitch slaps his face.
OK, so I don’t have a majority in the House anymore. I’m going to hold my breath until you give me what want!
“You feel my pain.”
Presidentin’ is hard. I need some downtime …
After Obama received the Transparency Award in secret, he’s planning on getting an Anit-Smoking Award while grabbing a quick smoke.
Obama tasting reality for the first time
When questioned about the $600,000. sculpture of a gurgling frog which may soon grace the grounds at The Pentagon, Obama just “ribbits” rather than respond.
Once again the little voice in his head said “Shut my mouth,” only this time he listened.
April Fool-in-Chief
Michelle fills his suit pockets daily so that whenever he wants a smoke Obama just grabs a mouthful of arugula instead.
Jimmy Carter: “I am smiling. You just can’t see it behind this stupid mask.”
When I keep my lips together and blow real hard, my ears pop out. Do ya like that?
Tell us about your transparency award.
(Behind the scenes)Oh NO! The marionette strings broke!!! What do we do???
For once I know he’s not lying….his mouth is closed!
And I could have been a great trumpet player, too. See?
Barry is wondering why Hillary! left their last meeting laughing her ass off.
Great … another lunch of garden burgers and celery sticks …
Obama accidentally walked into the wrong the bathroom and saw his wife naked with the lights on for the first time.
{Be sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth.}
You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
You may find yourself in another part of the world
You may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
You may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
You may ask yourself: well… how did I get here?
Obama is trying to say PLEASE! ww
Today’s prank? Superglue gum.
Even I can’t swallow this crap.
Obama is trying to say something but it just is not coming out!!!!!
After countless gourmet meals at the whitehouse, the President is finding it difficult to swallow a bite of his Libya Shit-Sandwich…
The price of gas makes me want to vomit, too!
You elected me to suck up to world leaders – but I didn’t think I’d have to swallow too.
All puckered up to spit out the words, “Drill Baby Drill” but they just won’t come out.
I got nuthin’ after seeing #6 posted by Faith+1…
“The look on Obama’s face when announced that Charlie Sheen would be running for presidency.”