It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners for this week and last week will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“See, I do too have balls!!”
Does this pose make my butt look smaller than Michelle’s?
Mr. President, these aren’t the balls you’re looking for.
Obama’s perfect sport. You don’t get your hands dirty, if someone dares challenge you you get to pretend you were hurt, it drones on and on with no goal, and occasionally when your team doesn’t get their way there is a riot.
Now this is one President who’s really ‘on the ball!’
Hey kids… show me how to do this again. Michelle said i can’t come home until I get this right!
Crisis in Japan? Not his problem
Military action in Libya? Let France run things.
Learning kiddy-soccer in Rio? There’s a job for Obama!
He’s got the whole world in his hands!
As Orwell said, “If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face – forever,” like so.
“I’m a little despot
Long and tall
Here is my edict
Here is my ball”
Pathetic
“Last pick Rodrigo – you get the goofy looking kid with the big ears.”
‘To Cur with love’
GONG!!!!!!!
A “cultural misunderstanding” is being blamed for the event occurring immediately after this photo when President Obama’s bow to apologize for America’s dominance in the western hemisphere was mistaken for a “futbol move”, resulting in several soccer balls being kicked at Obama’s head and the subsequent violent Secret Service tackling of more than a dozen startled Brazilian youngsters.
“In the States, we call this ‘soccer.’ It’s a non-competitive game for young girls. I’m quite good at it.”
Kids: “We do not understand Obamcare. Please explain it to us”
Obama: “Well, imagine this futbol is the American economy. Now imagine my foot is Obamcacare….”
“It’s my world and I’ll step on it if I see fit, you little bastards”
Aren’t I supposed to be supplied with TWO of these? Hold on…Michelle Honey?
BHO:They will use this to say I was on the ball with Libya unlike Bush.
Toddie & Lackie: Yes Mr Present a masterful pose.
Breaking News: NBC’s Chris Matthews grudgingly complies with court ordered surgery to have The President’s balls removed from his chin.
In the past America hasn’t always be willing to embrace football; some have denigrated its culture and called it “soccer”. But today we can have a new beginning and force America to watch and play a sport they don’t care about.
“Then you step down on her head & say ‘I said be civil, Biatch!’ Then, maybe a Lipstick on a Pig joke.”
Back in the old days I used to follow the Harambee Stars
Let me just be very unambiguous about this. I am going to step off this soccer/football and use it for kickball.
Nero’s kill your economy pose
Obama announces the individual “play soccer” mandate.
Obama looks around to see who he can punt the next major decision to…..
Obama played soccer while the middle east burned.
“Tell Hillary that I’ve got more important things to do. She should handle this herself”
You see, Atlas can’t shrug if you put your foot down….
Moments later, Obama took his ball and went home.
Obama proves that the nuclear “futbol” is
available to him anywhere he travels…..
and the codes are in an unnamed orifice in
his body.
“……so I pinned Boehner’s head to the floor and told him, in no uncertain terms, just how it was going to be!”
POTUS: I’m responding to my critics, and proving that I do indeed have balls, and can deal with foreigners from a position of strength.
W-POTUS: Barry, that’s just a little boy, and only one ball.
Another socialist with only one ball
Obama wonders what Hillary meant when she said “now you just need to one more ball to be like normal men”
Obama “this street reminds me of the place where I was born. Soccer is big in Africa too”
Unscripted teleprompted kinetic action moment.
Whaddya mean this is a “no-kick zone”?
Worship me or I WILL take my ball and go home.
This is my foot. This is my foot on top of the world. Any questions?
“So which of you nose-pickers is going to shine
my Gucchis?”
Obama Soccer Doctrine : Kick Balls not Ass
That should be Obama’s Foreign Policy Doctrine : Kick Balls not Ass.
Unless of course you like the first one better. š
Obama’s daydream that the soccer ball is the earth and he is a giant standing astride it is disturbed by Michelle’s shout of “Kick the ball you putz”.
Playing with children’s balls! Pervert!
Obama’s soccer career finally ended after the coaches failed to convince him to stop bowing to every goalie.
Obama wins all the White House soccer games, since the lackeys are so mesmerized by the crease in his pants that they forget to play the game.
Obama looks to Totus to find out what he is supposed to do next.