It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners for this week and last week will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“I play this game as well as any other, even bowling!”
Facing crisis in Japan, war in the Middle East, and economic meltdown at home, Obama finally decides to consult with those more knowledgeable about the world.
DRUDGEBREAKING: America discovers it has another Ham(m) in Soccer. Developing…
“I’m not a bully, I’m just redistributing ball time.”
“Yell, ‘Kobe, I’m open‘ at me just one more time you’re gettin’ a red card.”
Obumble Ball
Barry definitively contradicts those who say he’s not on the ball.
Listen up, boys and girls! You are no threat, I have no mission, and there are absolutely no American interests at stake. But, you are small, easy to push around, and have few allies, so I’m going to display my manhood by bombing you. Have a nice day!
That is an excellent caption, GernBlanston.
“This is it kids. The only thing I have on the ball.”
As his primary handler looks on Obama demonstrates ball control, something he would regret later that night.
My first tip on soccer is, when you find yourself in a goal, stop kicking.
Another of these and I’ll have two!
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Throw up your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give ’em a push
You’ll be surprised, you’re doing the French Mistake
Voila!
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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.