Anarchists must provide their own black balaklavas.
Preference given to applicants with “NO BLOOD FOR OIL,” “IMPEACH THE WARMONGER,” and “I’M ALREADY AGAINST THE NEXT WAR” bumper stickers, and all but white males. Multiple minority status definitely a plus.
Send resumes to email@example.com, firstname.lastname@example.org, email@example.com.
JAMES O’KEEFE, ASSOCIATES OF JAMES O’KEEFE, AND SIMILARLY MINDED PEOPLE NEED NOT APPLY. PLEASE. WE’RE BEGGING YOU.