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That reminds me, I need to get Michelle a Brazilian this week.
It’s a hybrid…uh…a cross between Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bent and northern Californis sensimilla.
The amazing thing about this stuff is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon…uh…take it home and get stoned to the bejesus belt that night.
Pressed to find enough things to fill his time, President Obama has accepted the position as Official Spokesman for Chia Obama.
Mr. President, this bit o’ the old sod comes from Limerick. You know, that place with the little rhymes, like this one:
There once was a man from where, no one could quite confirm
Who’s gift of decisiveness was as stiff as a worm
He said, “Now let me be clear”
“‘Tis due to the last 8 year”
“That I can only play golf for one term.”
PM Kenny winced as Obama broke out singing “I was born and bred in Ireland, my mother’s only son”.
Obama ‘Ireland huh. That’s like a country near Europe right?”
Obama “Of course I have roots in Ireland. Havent you ever heard of a black Irish?”
Dammit, I said bring me a shrubbery!
Putting him out to pasture, the ground breaking ceremony.
Announcing the OBAMA CHIA!!!
It lacks shape and definition!
It serves no useful purpose!
It can’t think or reflect on past administrations’ decisions!
It’s green!
It ignores reality!
Joe Biden likes it!
President Obama proudly shows off herbs from the local Whole Foods … oops! … from Michelle’s White House garden.
Thanks Enda, but check out the bush in the second row.
After we smoke this bowl we are going to….ahhh…we….ummmm…..
The moment when:
Obama slyly cops a feel with his left hand, and Cameron realizes the true meaning of the President’s gesture.
Shamcock
“And if we can just get 50.01% of the voters to smoke this shit, you’re re-election will be guaranteed…”
Obama’s new Director of OMB assures the president that “the leprechaun has left enough gold in the Arugula to pay off the national debt”!
I didn’t say “You shouldn’t be grazed by a bullet.” I said “You shouldn’t graze by the bullshit.”
Alas, The new Obama “Chia Pet” is unveiled!
Gibbs doesn’t own a GREEN tie, so I’m holding this GREEN plant instead.
Weeds. Reminds me of my youth (and my wife’s secret veggie garden).
I was promised there would be bowing.
Irish PM smirks at Obama’s belief that St. Patrick was black and that this is the Holy Irish Afro he is being awarded.
Dang, did Michelle already ate all the Pink Hearts, Orange Stars, Yellow Moons, Blue Diamonds, and Purple Horseshoes, she just left the green clovers.
Thanks; I’m going to need every one of these four leaf clovers. One leaf is for FAITH… The second for HOPE…The third for LOVE… And the fourth for LUCK! To convince Americans to re-elect me in 2012!
After 2 years in office, President Obama was still looking for scapegoats for his failures, “It’s all *this* Bush’s fault now” he said.
It being St Patrick’s Day, the President was happy to join in the ritual “smoking of the clover.”
You know, I used to sell this stuff during my college years. Great for coming down after a heavy dose of nose candy
Wow, look, Obama got an afro Chia pet!
When asked about what action the US should take with the financial crisis, the disaster in Japan, the upheaval in the Middle East and Libya,and rising oil crisis Obama replied, “I like turtles”, broke out a big grin, and promptly planned a vacation to Rio.
ch..ch..chia pet …
After much bullying, Obama just laughs and takes what he believes to be a poppy plant away from the little guy.
Unfortunately, the fabled “luck of the Irish” doesn’t apply to Kenyans.
Look, it worked for Popeye, it’ll work for you!
I present to you, my esteemed friend from Ireland, this special gift, a Chia Pet.
At least I gave the dude from England a set of nice DVD’s, what I am going to do with a chia pet; could have at least given me an Ipod with my speeches on them.
At least someone has the guts to tell Obama that he’s not even good enough for the bush leagues…
All the Irish Prime Minister could think to give to Obama was this “green thing” he got at the airport gift shop. It even came with re-potting instructions so Michelle-my-Belle wouldn’t screw it up.
Biden’s hair plugs…Gone Wild.
There’s no one as Irish as Barack 0’Bama
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HplZ_taHXLM
Announcing that Joe Biden would soon be joining everybody else “under the bus” Obama introduces his ’12 running mate, “Chia Veep”.
On St. Paddy’s day everyone is Irish!
On Martin Luther King day everyone still wants to be Irish.
Obama thought bubble:
I pulled this out of Moocheles arse so she could fit in her Rio Bikini so I thought it would be a fitting gift to you Mr Prime Minister.
Obama thought bubble:
LET THEM EAT SHRUBBERY!
Obama thought bubble: “What I have to endure as a seemingly amiable dunce, while attempting to implement the greatest totalitarian tyranny in world history, is driving me nuts.”
“Fallout” from a Level 5, broccoli and cheese meltdown disaster.
It was either this or Sydney.
Obama thanks the Dublin NAACP for the shamrock
“Afro” wig, and vows to wear it at the next
Gridiron Dinner.
Obama thanks the Dublin NAACP for the shamrock
“Afro” wig, and vows to wear it at the next
Gridiron Dinner.
Obama thanks the Dublin NAACP for the shamrock
“Afro” wig, and vows to wear it at the next
Gridiron Dinner.