It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
I could kill him now, put him in a kettle to boil for a while, wait for all the drugs to simmer, maybe add a little salt and oregano, sell the soup on the street for a fortune, and retire to Tahiti where I can live in splendor for the rest of my days.
Who are these people, and why am I supposed to care?
Playin’ Pocket Pool and WINNING!
At that moment, inspiration struck, and “Hot Shots, Part Do” was born. It would be filmed later that night with a budget of $192.35, and go on to gross out everyone who saw it.
Total rock stars are from Mars, reporters want what rhymes with Venus.
” WANNA SEE MY BAT CAVE ”
So, are you raady for my second chakra?
On the set of Oliver Stone’s new movie, “Buffoon.”
My Dad is ‘Martin Sheen’ how can you be surprised?
“Oh God, I made eye contact, what do I do now!! Okay back away slowly; don’t show fear!
Hi! Ho!
We done yet?
I’ve got a hot date with Kay Hymowitz.
“I was a teenage drugwolf”
Charlie Sheen counts to 11.
Charlie Sheen’s Fiery Fists of Fire Crotch
Reporter: Keep that thing away from me. You don’t know where it’s been.
“Well I don’t know what YOU mean by ‘Eat the bones of Trolls’, but I’ll NEVER [censored] the[censored] of a man who eats the bones of Trolls!”
Fifth of Jack and a handful of random pills and I would do ya.
Wow! Can I touch your hand again? I didn’t even know you could GET a coke rush from skin contact!
“Why, yes! I do have a twin sister! Um… Why do you ask…?”
Charlie Sheen appears to have manic depressive disorder. It’s not cool to make fun of someone with a mental disorder.
NSFW:
[though bubble for him]
My tits are bigger than yours.
[thought bubble for her]
My fist is ready for you, no vaseline, as requested.
I like your T-shirt idea Charlie. ‘The Sheen Machine.’ It’s catchy.
Sheen: “I like that blouse. It looks like …. coke”
Reporter “So is it true that the sitcom is named after you because you are the half a man?”
“I figure I can give Robert Downey Jr., a run for the money, in the sequel of “Less than Zero”.
re: 71, Tina S:
It looks like he has a self-induced mental health disorder from drug abuse and entertainment industry induced self-aggrandizement.
He deserves to be made fun of on that basis. If he were the victim of something outside his control, that would be a different issue.
On the other hand, the parasites of the media, encouraging his vapid evaporation from reality on live audio and video for their own profit, now THAT’s immoral, obscene and maybe even inappropriate and uncool (as is my very gross caption).
Tina S-
Charlie really doesn’t appear to be suffering? Besides, we make fun of liberals on here everyday. And they all have mental disorders too.
Dirty White Boy!
ya know, I could snort that skirt right off your hips.
It’s not ranting because my every word has vulnerable women crumbling at my feet … desperate to show me compassion.
It’s not ranting; it’s a strategy. My every word has vulnerable women crumbling at my feet … desperate to “show” me compassion.
“Yeah,that Lindsey Lohan girl needs help. Someone should step in.”
Staring at your breasts is causing my coke-fueled racing heart to slow a little..’preciate it.
“You’re really gonna like this……didn’t you?”
Rachel left, I have an opening for you to fill, and I can definitely fill all of yours.
It all goes back to when I watched “Apocalypse Now” as a kid…
A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him. — Nicholas Boileau
A rich pig is a lip-sticked pig
I’ve heard you are a method-school Community Activist?
No, I’m not a “president” but my Dad plays at one on TV.
“President?” Nah – I’m just a coke-addled narcissist.
“President?” Nah, I’m just a marijuana-mumbling speed freak.
“President?” Nah, I’m just a coke-habituated ego-maniac with an inferiority complex.
Maggie Mama
…. my every word has vulnerable women crumbling at my feet … desperate to show me compassion ….
That’s a funny word for it.
That’s “Twitter,” you twit!
@ Brian Richard Allen
You would have preferred “Monica’d”?
Maggie Mama — Naughty!
HeHeHe ….
“because, I won.”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.