It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Obama “see I dont have my thumb up my ass”
“Let me see your other hand”
“if he hits me one more time in the chest I’m gonna bust him”
“They call Me Mister Fibbs!”
A Zucker and a F…..!
“Meet me out back. You got paper, right?”
You want to succeed in politics young man? Four words:
Tell.
eh.
prom.
ter.
We are going to have to redistribute the friends though.
“So, what do you think of my new butch haircut?”
“Yes, I do have a point……….can’t you see it? Look, it’s right up there!”
No Mr. President even with all my money I can’t balance your budget.
With a face like yours, you should have called it “Assbook.”
Mr. President, I wanted to talk about the effects of social media on the political and economic structures of the country, stop asking if I want to shoot some hoops.
You are probably going to be a very successful president person. But you’re going to go through life thinking that people don’t like you because you’re black. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole.
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Barry Neutron Boy Wonder!
So, can you help me ‘unfriend’ Michelle? Oh, and then blame Bush for it.
Yeah, I’ve been wanting to pitch my idea for a new movie: Socialist Media
In 2012 change my job status to “its complicated”
It probably was a diversity thing, but so what?
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Free enterprise meets Free lunch.. Free lunch bums a ride..
I keep getting error messages saying my “Under the Bus” group has too many members. How do I fix that?
“I heard I was the inspiration for Facebook!”
“That was FacePalm, sir”
“You’ve got 4 more years of executive experience than I do.”
Obama’s aides slowly realized the Presdient was serious when he said meeting with Zuckerman counted as a summit success with a world leader … even after Zuckerman told the President that he was “creeping him out”.
If you want a “do” like mine, stick you’re head up you’re butt just like I did.
“Well if you’re not Shia and you can’t get me giant robots from space to ‘get in the faces’ of people that disagree with me then beat it, shorty.”
So, is anyone in farmville due any of that Pigford money I gave out?
Change my facebook layout one more time and you are outta here.
Obama “Hey can you start a new type of friends section on facebook called “under the bus”?”
Obama shows Zuck his “Something About Mary” haircut.
You know, us Harvard dudes gotta stick together… Now, how much can you invest with me for my reelection campaign, bro?
“ummmm, could you, like, uhhhh, make Halle Berry friend me?”
“I need you to go out and talk to your friends and talk to your neighbors. I want you to talk to them whether they are independent or whether they are Republican. I want you to argue with them and get in their face..book,” he said.
(while laughing) Hey Zuckie, did you get my “day of rage” schedule for the “spontaneous revolutions” to be posted on facebook for next month?
I must say, this Libya thing has me completely mental. What would Pat Sajak do?
The face that launched a thousand friendships.
So yada yada yada, I really need the 32×32 expansion.
So, do you still pick your nose like I do? It’s so cool!
You don’t need a valid birth certificate to join Facebook, do you?
“I am not a dunce.”
Barry’s “PeeWee Herman” impersonation is a big
hit around the WH. “What with futility of my policies in the economic and international worlds, I believe a few ‘yuks’ are in order
to lift morale. Right now we’re all looking for my ‘stolen’ bike.”
“Al Sharpton don’t have a monopoly on the
myriad uses of Jeri-Curl!”
“It’s called “the Shark” and it’s THE look
in the Motor City, cracker!”
“Get the word out, fellas. My new economic
plan is Green Stamps.”
“In honor of Black History month, today I
will be Floyd Patterson. Tomorrow?….
perhaps Harriet Tubman.”
Hey, I like that! I’m gonna nominate you for the Nobel Peace prize.
But I haven’t done anything.
No problem, neither did I.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.