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“OK… now don’t forget to do the teleprompter too.”
Makeup Person: “I knew John Edwards, he was a friend of mine… and Rahm you’re no, uh, er… you’re actually a lot like him.”
Makeup: “… so are you new in town?”
One of Obama’s shovel ready projects.
As his assistant wipes the blood off of his chin, Rahm asks “Are my fangs showing?”
After you cover up that zit… Can you cover up my marxist record?
Why does a woman need two powder puffs?
Despite the best efforts of a team of make-up artists, Rahm Emanuel still looks like a disgusting little twerp.
“Why no, sir. I’ve never thought about the benefits of investing in snake oil.”
Rahmbo is going for a softer, gentler look but the “Breck Boy” moniker just doesn’t fit his personality.
“Excuse me, sir, but do you smell dead fish?”
Aides removing Barack Obama’s make-up following his latest press conference were surprised to learn that he is really Rahm Emanuel.
“Have you thought about ‘Just For Men’? POTUS just loves it.”
The wax museum exhibit of Rahm Emanuel is almost finished, and it’s even more life-like than the man himself
Rahm gets his final bit of make up put on for the Bela Lagosi look alike contest.
Makeup girl “Is that a zit or are you just happy to see me”
C’mon, Rahm, eat the cookie. All the other Jeopardy contestants ate theirs
The SyFy network Original Series, “Face Off”, challenges make up artists to create the most realistic and horrifying on-screen monsters.
“Seriously, they’re choreographing the ballet now. The plan is for a Broadway premier after I’ve taken office. It’s called Tiny Dancer. I could maybe get you a coupla’ tickets.”
Gee, it was so nice of Oprah to send you over to help me out.
Don’t forget to put the lipstick on.
Putting lipstick on a pig.
The makeup girl puts the finishing touches on Rahm’s 5th chakra.
I’m ready for my close-up Mr DeMille.
…and I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
I will listen now. After your father’s murder, you were orphaned. You were ten years old. You went to live with cousins on a sheep and horse ranch in Montana. And…?
(Sorry, but Hannibal quotes are a gold mine for this guy.)
Chicago Politics: Two go in, one comes out.
Com’n – you need more grime to be attractive here.
Not even a professional makeup artist could wipe the Smug look off of Rahm’s face!
No matter how much makeup, the sixes still show through.
Trust me! This will make you look taller! After all, you already have a fat head!
Rahm recoils as the innocent offers the means to cleanse his soul
I’m sorry, sir, but there’s no way I can make you the same color as Carol Moseley Braun.
Ok remember I want the afroasianlatinoindian treatment.
“I really did send that dead fish you know”
Can you make me LOOK like a resident of Chicago?
“…is there a smudge?”
“Just on this city.”
“I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any (pol) who isn’t me tonight.”
Grover Dill grows older…..lickspittle does not come in any shade but corrupted yellow…
Bill Clinton said that you’d like this scent; he calls it the blue dress special.
No Rahm, this won’t make you look like a minstrel.
Have we taxed face powder yet? Gee I don’t know Mr. Emanual.
Do we have to do this makeup everytime you go to the bathroom Rahm?
Yes, Mr. Emanual, this service is completely free;it’s in the Obamacare bill on page 2011, under final services.
“Wow…when you said this interview was going to be a cream puff….I didn’t think there would be actual cream puffs involved…”
Makeup artist fruitlessly trying to make brie out of limburger!
“I’m doing my best, Mr. Emanuel, but all the make-up in the world can’t cover up the filth and pollution from your years working in the Chicago Machine.”
After the debate, the makeup artist was finally able to get his nose to shrink back to it’s normal size.
Rahm with a view.
I’m not spongeworthy! I’m not spongeworthy!
Next, we put some lipstick on this pig.
Breaking on Drudge: Rahm Emanuel takes make-up girl with him to church. Working…
When you get up close to him, you always get a faint whiff of sulphur.
Make-up artist: “Oops! There’s still a little evil showing through… Lemme try and cover that up.”