Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another big hit. Guido scored a rare first and second place finish, but I couldn’t deceide between the final two captions so I just gave them the tie. Anyway, the assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Donald Trump at CPAC

Here are the winning entries:

1) (guido) – “The Secret Service has already assigned him the code name ‘Combover.’

2) (guido) – “Um, no thanks, Donald! One Apprentice in the White House in my lifetime is more than enough for me.

3) (Pretzel Logic) – “I’ll be hair all week.

4) (Rodney Dill) – “Ich bin ein Bigwiener.

5) (fustian) – “Because it worked so well for Ross Perot.

6 tie) (tomg1) – “The “Obama had too much experience” candidate

6 tie) (Peter F.) – “The White House hair apparent?

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(john1v6) – “Hey, if you elect me, I’ll have the shortest inauguration speech ever:

‘Mr. Obama, you’re fired'”

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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