It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
We’ve already tried arrogant narcissist once Donald.
And then we’re going to take the White House condo!
“SO? What’s one more narcissistic idiot in the White House?”
“Love me or hate me I still have better hair than Plugs Biden”
“And I pledge to get the country back to work building more golf courses!”
The White House hair apparent?
I don’t want to be just a member of the hair club for men, I also want to be President.
I try never to vote for anyone whose last name rhymes with “chump”.
An outstanding crop of entries–I don’t envy the judges on this caption contest.
“When I become President, you’ll all become my apprentices! Ask not, what the ‘Don’ can do for you, but what you can do for the ‘Don’, to keep me from saying ‘You’re Fired!'”
When you pronounce “Trump”, remember that the ‘T’ and the ‘r’ are silent.
I’d take a toupee over a mus-chia pet in the White House any old day.
“And I promise to end the bloated 3am Wookie feedings”
“Vote Trump, what the hell, you voted for the other empty suit.”
My first plans for the White House, will be to rename it the ‘Trump House’; it will be first class all the way.
After being booed at CPAC Donald Trump stood next to a lifesize cardboard cutout of Obama and asked “How do you like me now?”
Dealing with the debt, we use our assets, like the National Mall. Thats a lot of prime real estate going to waste, I see three to four casinos and condos lots of condos.
“Hey I’m not Obama or Bush.”
Lets win the future WTF?
“I don’t get me either.”
Of course I’m qualified to be President; I was born a poor, black child in Kenya.
Thank you. Thank you, Ladies and Gentlemen. But, I digress.
If you elect me your next president, I have a list here … USPS, you’re fired. Amtrak, you’re fired. Brett Michaels, you’re fired. China, you’re fired…
Hey, a trillion here and a trillion there, pretty soon you’re talking real money.
Does this hairpiece make my cheeks look fat?
Can’t do any worse, now can I?
Ron Paul? — You have to ask?
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.