It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to see the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“Whatchoo talkin’ bout Hu?”
“Umm…, I wonder what the Chinese word for fart is?
“It appears that the dove he had for lunch did not agree with him…if you get my drift-I mean if you get HIS “drift.”
HU’s Your Daddy?
Hey, brother can you spare a trillion?
Presidents Hu & Obama negotiate major trade deal to sell more Chinese-made chopper motorcycles to Paul Hooson.
Hu….the Chink in Bam’s armor.
Obama thought balloon:
“This guy is flingin’ week-old egg foo yung
at me like I’m standin’ here with a bib and chopsticks. I’m gonna bust a cap in his ass.”
“I’m gonna pick one from column A, one from
column B and shove ’em up this slant’s ass.”
“Everyone can see that I am more focussed than
he is on the problems of the world. I mean…
he’s a blurry blotch compared to me!”
Obama: “I envy this guy. He can imprison anyone who speaks out against his policies.”
I’m raisng my nose just like Bill Clinton taught me in the hall a couple of weeks ago. God, I wish he were here so I could leave and go to a party.
Hu is angry because Obama is inflating American currency making dollars worth much less. Liberals are too stupid to be angry.
Hu: Have a Rolex with my complements. And please accept these Prada purses for Michelle and the kids.
BFD…so you know where your birth certificate is and who your parents are.
Yeah boss!!
Next I will be the President of China. Now where did I put my Beijing birth certificate?
Barack; So the doctor said; “How can I help? And, can you guess, Hu, what the problem parrot growing out of my skull answered?
Hu: I tinky he say; “Well doc, can you please get this blackhead out of my foot?”
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She bang! She bang!
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That WAS a lovely song, was it not? We call it “Screw You, Ignorant American Barbarian.”
Perhaps you would like to bow now, yes?
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to see the winning entries. The contest is now closed.